Old George clocked over 300,000 Km today

Hooray!
Since i've had him, he's only needed
brakes
tyres
a brass bit to get water into the block
a new head because the previous owner couldn't thread a spark plug straight
a new radiator
a new viscous fan clutch
a new alternator (stupid regulator died)
exhaust bits of various persuasions
and that's about all i can think of off the top of my head
not bad for an old bloke, eh?
EDIT - the cluch died at 302,000 km. New driven plate, new clutch plate, new "release ball"/clutch spigot. It was snapped in half.