i took it to work on friday, one of the boys was leaving and i wanted to put it on his lunch but i couldnt do it to him.. also my best mate that says he loves hot stuff and can handle anything.. we bought a bowl of chips, put a bit of sauce on the plate and we all got stuck in.. me knowing what it was like, i just got a slight tinge of colour on my chips and man oh man it was still freaken hot! my mate who loves chilli thought his chips were a sponge for death sauce.. he ate it all up and goes 'yeh, thats not bad.. its not overly hot though' as sweat was running down his neck lol..
another mate that was at the cafe with us picked up the bottle to show it to the owner of the cafe, but for whatever reason, the bottle had leaked and he got some on his finger.. you'd never guess what happened next.. a bug flew in his eye and guess what he swiped it with.. the hand that had the sauce on it! the poor bastard ran to the toilet to wash his eye out.. he comes back, eye swolen and red saying 'man, it felt like some motherfucker stabbed me in the eye with a knitting needle.. a motherfucking knitting needle' this went on for a while.. he calmed down after a while when the burn started to subside..
so we're sitting there talking and one of the girls puts a bit of the sauce on the rim of a beer bottle.. old mate that has just had the run in with his eye was talking to the other owner of the cafe and grabbed the sauce bottle to show him, then while talking, grabbed the tainted beer and took a big swig, he dribbled a bit and wiped his mouth.. and he felt the burn.. but he thought the sauce was on his hand again, he's sitting there going 'man.. this shit is hot, i only touched the bottle and man my mouth is burning now... ah fuck, its burning man.. ' and he grabs his beer for another long swig.. one of the other blokes fell off his chair in hysterics.. meanwhile old mate is still trying to cool his mouth down with the tainted beer.. he clued on when he was about 3/4 through the beer lol.. you should have seen his lips.. bright red like he's just gone down on someone with a good few days regrowth.
later on in the night we were heading to another pub and old mate stopped for some pizza.. without really thinking, he ordered mexican pizza.. when he sat down with his plate he saw a big slice of jalapeño on the pizza and looks at it and proclaims quite loudly 'is that a motherfucking jalapeño? a jalapeño? well motherfucker.. you got nothing tonight.. nothing i tell you!' and he pulls the jalapeño off the pizza, shoves it in his mouth and starts chewing vigorously letting us all know that (on friday night at least), after what he had been through, no jalapeño would stand in his way! lol
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