Author Topic: Funny Essay (Read 7166 times)

JelloBello · « **on:** Sep 13, 2007, 07:54PM »

"A guy" in my political and legal class wrote this essay response.

He scored an even zero, although I thought it was worth a few marks at least.

As the teacher handed it back she said "Thanks for sharing your thoughts, I didn't write any comments because I didn't want to encourage you"

When I first read it I found it hilarious and thought I'd share. Should also point out that this guy is on 75%+ in his other 4 TEE subjects, and PnL is his "I don't care" one.

BILL*69 · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 13, 2007, 08:33PM »

Thats bloody hilarious!! hahaha.

SAIUN · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 14, 2007, 06:42AM »

Sure, you can write a stupid essay and get zero for it, anyone can do that. But to write a stupid essay and get a B grade for it, NOW THAT TAKES SKILL. Stay tuned and I'll get my scanner working tomorrow. Then you'll all be in for a treat, especially if you're familiar with the Arthur Miller play "A View From The Bridge".

EDIT: Alright, I'm a noob so everything I scanned came out purple for some reason. Anyway, here we go:

EDITED EDIT: Just like to point out this essay was written in 2005, so the reference to the 300 Spartans at the end is from being a history nerd, not from watching the movie 300.

JelloBello · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 14, 2007, 10:34AM »

LOL, I've never read/seen "A View From The Bridge".

But Simon - sexually frustrated much?

Not EVERYTHING relates back to sex

nbgrove57 · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 14, 2007, 07:37PM »

Ha i loved it, he

should of at least got a C- or even a D for the effort

(at least its something differant to the whole class)
Who was the teacher?

JelloBello · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 14, 2007, 07:51PM »

Ms Hale.

SAIUN · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 12:20PM »

Quote from: JelloBello on Sep 14, 2007, 10:34AM

But Simon - sexually frustrated much? Not EVERYTHING relates back to sex

YOU try being a virgin at my age.

xxxx · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 01:19PM »

hillarious essay jello! you should have just crapped on about reforms to double jeopardy n dna n shit!

eurisko · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 01:27PM »

That is the most nonsensical rambling i have ever heard.... Dude... next time watch some porn and jerk off before writing an essay! Hahahahahaha

Or better yet, stop watching porn WHILE doing your essay lolzorz!

As for the first post... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

"You are wondering why ive changed to blue ink from black... when my pen is obviously full.... Just shows you how well my day is going!"

BWWHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Funny

Funny stuff.

EDIT: Oh, and + karma Jello!

JelloBello · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 01:48PM »

Quote from: xxxx on Sep 15, 2007, 01:19PM

hillarious essay jello! you should have just crapped on about reforms to double jeopardy n dna n shit!

what do you mean me? It was my friend remember

xxxx · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 02:43PM »

ah ok! i thought your name was jamie and thats what the name at the top said

JelloBello · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 04:16PM »

lol

notice the wink and smiley faces.

My name is Jamie, and frankly the handwriting has an uncanny resemblance to my own (not to mention the sense of humour).

But I still maintain it was "a guy" in my class

BILL*69 · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 05:07PM »

Quote from: JelloBello on Sep 15, 2007, 04:16PM

But I still maintain it was "a guy" in my class

Id like to meet this "guy" in your class, to give him some money for making me laugh... He wouldnt happen to drive a SR20DET U13???

JelloBello · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 16, 2007, 10:04PM »

Quote from: BILL*69 on Sep 15, 2007, 05:07PM

He wouldnt happen to drive a SR20DET U13???

No Comment.

harlot · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 17, 2007, 06:03PM »

HAHA very funny boys

Im sure your teachers loved it. Took me a while to read it however as both have very 'male like' handwriting.

JelloBello · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 17, 2007, 06:34PM »

Quote from: harlot on Sep 17, 2007, 06:03PM

Took me a while to read it however as both have very 'male like' handwriting.

I hope by "male like" you mean neat, tidy and easy to read

SAIUN · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 17, 2007, 08:16PM »

I have an excuse for messy writing.

Quote from: eurisko on Sep 15, 2007, 01:27PM

stop watching porn WHILE doing your essay lolzorz!

BILL*69 · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 17, 2007, 08:46PM »

I dont have an excuse, i write messy so they cant read it, and have to ask me what it says. By that time, i have checked other peoples correct answers and given my own

Us males have very nice writing. Its how we are. If i write something, why the hell should you be reading it, so it doesnt need to be neat

If i can read it then its perfectly fine

slim · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 17, 2007, 10:39PM »

Gots to agree with the messy handwriting and pens die-ing.
Once had to rewrite or type an assignment again as no staff member was able to read it or comprehend what i had written.
3 weeks later i got answers off everyone else returned marked assignments and got top mark.

harlot · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 17, 2007, 10:43PM »

Haha but i have no need to write messy as my answers are naturally, always correct! I am a woman you know

phantom · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 18, 2007, 11:31AM »

lol thats farkin awesome jello

BILL*69 · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 18, 2007, 02:34PM »

Quote from: harlot on Sep 17, 2007, 10:43PM

Haha but i have no need to write messy as my answers are naturally, always correct! I am a woman you know

Here we go...

Jecks · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 18, 2007, 02:43PM »

hahahahaa... pokemon rap...

GOLD FUCKIN GOLD...

chr1S · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 19, 2007, 09:14AM »

i think it's time i did something like this for english

top stuff lol !

Budgie · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 19, 2007, 09:33PM »

Just write an essay on why N/A is better than forced induction Chris, then hand that in

JelloBello · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 19, 2007, 09:57PM »

Quote from: Budgie on Sep 19, 2007, 09:33PM

Just write an essay on why N/A is better than forced induction Chris, then hand that in

at least write about something truthful!

BILL*69 · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 20, 2007, 12:17AM »

Write about Honda's

It will be the best english piece you ever hand in.