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Lebo jokes...
« on: Jan 12, 2005, 09:11PM »
heres a few jokes guys, im half lebo and i reckon they grouse.

> > > Why do lebo's wear thick gold chains?....
> > > > >   So they know where to stop shaving.
> > > > >
> > > > > How do you get a lebo out of a shower?....
> > > > > Turn it on
> > > > >
> > > > > What do you call a lebo on the moon?....
> > > > > A Problem
> > > > >
> > > > > Two lebo's on the moon?....
> > > > > A bigger problem
> > > > >
> > > > > Every lebo on the moon?....
> > > > > PROBLEM SOLVED
> > > > >
> > > > > What do you call a hot chick in Lebanon?....
> > > > > A tourist
> > > > >
> > > > > Who one the Lebanese beauty contest?....
> > > > > NO ONE
> > > > >
> > > > > What do you call three lebo's in the sauna?....
> > > > > Gorillas in the mist
> > > > >
> > > > > How many lebo's does it take to screw in a light bulb?....
> > > > > 10....
> > > > > 1 to screw it in and the other 9 to say sick mate
> > > > >
> > > > > Where do you hide money from a lebo?....
> > > > > Under some soap
> > > > >
> > > > > Why don't lebos where underwear?....
> > > > > Cause ADIDAS don't make them
> > > > >
> > > > > Why did the lebo cross the road?....
> > > > > To smash the chicken
> > > > >
> > > > > Why did fifty lebo's cross the road?....
> > > > > Because the chicken was smashing the lebo
> > > > >
> > > > > Why didn't the lebanese olympic boxing team compete in Sydney
> > > > > 2000?....
> > > > > They found out you have to fight one on one

 8) 8) 8) hope you like.

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Re: Lebo jokes...
« Reply #1 on: Jan 15, 2005, 09:53PM »
BAHAHAHA, fuking brilliant!!!!

i love it
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Re: Lebo jokes...
« Reply #2 on: Jan 15, 2005, 10:28PM »
hahaha well done

especially the last one....

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Re: Lebo jokes...
« Reply #3 on: Jan 16, 2005, 12:27AM »
haha yeah the laste one and the first ones that got anythin for me...
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Re: Lebo jokes...
« Reply #4 on: Jan 16, 2005, 01:05AM »
lmfao!
thats some good material
atleast i know some new ones to get some lebanese mates of mine with :)

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Re: Lebo jokes...
« Reply #5 on: May 5, 2012, 06:46PM »
all u motha fukin haters im a leb and u all are [language filter smackdown]ots how bout ill take u on since wen have u seen a lebo fight is it wen you get bashed from them u [language filter smackdown]ot shit every person dat likes dis has been bashed by a lebo dats y u all are haters ill kill everyone of u [i seem to suffer from tourettes]s

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Re: Lebo jokes...
« Reply #6 on: May 5, 2012, 07:07PM »
all u motha fukin haters im a leb and u all are [language filter smackdown]ots how bout ill take u on since wen have u seen a lebo fight is it wen you get bashed from them u [language filter smackdown]ot shit every person dat likes dis has been bashed by a lebo dats y u all are haters ill kill everyone of u [i seem to suffer from tourettes]s

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Re: Lebo jokes...
« Reply #7 on: May 6, 2012, 12:41AM »
 >:( awesome 1st post >:(
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Re: Lebo jokes...
« Reply #8 on: May 6, 2012, 01:27AM »
all u motha fukin haters im a leb and u all are [language filter smackdown]ots how bout ill take u on since wen have u seen a lebo fight is it wen you get bashed from them u [language filter smackdown]ot shit every person dat likes dis has been bashed by a lebo dats y u all are haters ill kill everyone of u [i seem to suffer from tourettes]s

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Re: Lebo jokes...
« Reply #9 on: May 7, 2012, 03:21AM »

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Re: Lebo jokes...
« Reply #10 on: May 7, 2012, 09:07PM »
HAHAHA!!
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