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Offline MR.E.Stranger

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bus load of nuns
« on: Nov 22, 2011, 12:24PM »
A bus load of nuns stalled over the train tracks just as a 400 car coal train was coming down the line, subsequently all the nuns died and went to heaven. Upon their arrival at the pearly gates saint peter said "to enter heaven you mast answer a question"
he turns to the first nun and says "answer honestly and you shall enter, now have you ever touched a penis?"
she giggles and after some hesitation she responds "well, i once touched one with the tip of my finger."
"very well then, wash your hand in the holy water and you shall enter." replies saint peter, he then turns to the next nun and repeats the question she responds "well i once stroked one with my hand"
"very well then" says saint peter "cleanse your hand and enter" all of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line as one nun pushes her way to the front of the line "what is this all about" says the saint
she replies "well if i have to gargle that holy water i want to do it before mother teresa sticks her arse in it"

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Re: bus load of nuns
« Reply #1 on: Nov 22, 2011, 11:47PM »
 ;D :D
the words "race car" spelled backward still spell "race car"?