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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #30 on: Mar 10, 2008, 12:03PM »
HAHA wtf Luke! Whats your obsession with Noss lately... is there something your not telling us?  ;)

me thinks theres a lot we humble boosters arent gettin told by mods...... :-X
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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #31 on: Mar 11, 2008, 12:07AM »
dave_trx wants to, in the back of the diesel navara no less.  :P

Thats pretty funny. I talk a vehicle up that is that good that it was brought back. The only other vehicle that I can think of is the 1992 Jeep Cherokee that was brought back also. Can the same be said about the U12 Pintara. I dont think so it was the car that sunk Nissan Australia.

Cruizer so much for the truce ey. I guarentee you they wouldn't be using the dead and buried KA24E. They would be using something that makes some good power and good torque. No 96kw 2.4 SOHC, that makes shit power for its size.
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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #32 on: Mar 11, 2008, 01:10AM »
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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #33 on: Mar 11, 2008, 07:20AM »
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No 96kw 2.4 SOHC, that makes shit power for its size.

I agree, but I don't praise it for what it makes stock, it has good potential!

Don't forget standard it's good for towing things rather than performance.
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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #34 on: Mar 11, 2008, 09:55AM »
Thats pretty funny. I talk a vehicle up that is that good that it was brought back. The only other vehicle that I can think of is the 1992 Jeep Cherokee that was brought back also. Can the same be said about the U12 Pintara. I dont think so it was the car that sunk Nissan Australia.

Cruizer so much for the truce ey. I guarentee you they wouldn't be using the dead and buried KA24E. They would be using something that makes some good power and good torque. No 96kw 2.4 SOHC, that makes shit power for its size.

I don't get why you hang around this site, every post I see from you is having a whinge about something?

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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #35 on: Mar 11, 2008, 10:46AM »
I thought there was a truce too but your still a grumpy prick so I'm not stopping. Like he said ^^^ whya re you still here if you hate KA24E's are just want to hang sh*t on everyone?

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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #36 on: Mar 11, 2008, 06:00PM »
can we please get back to shagging noss now? i need teh man love!

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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #37 on: Mar 11, 2008, 06:01PM »
well then! arent you a randy bugger. pun intended of course. :P hur!
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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #38 on: Mar 11, 2008, 07:42PM »
I think Dave hit the roids.
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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #39 on: Mar 11, 2008, 08:12PM »
How about a truce between dave and some of the member's. A lot of cheap shots have been fired in his direction or things said in reference to him or his choice of car (which is way better than a pinny) and where he lives in a regional area,*. Afterall this thread I feel, was made because dave made reference as to how some members appear to always agree with noss as was the 'NOSS IS GOD' thread. 
 Also: Dave drives a nissan and is part of a nissan club for 4cyl nissan vehicles, Is dave's navara not a 4cyl diesel, and do other members not own different makes of car i.e suburu,ford,toyota and mitsubishi.

how about we all play happy families.

*I wouldn't call maitland country either, but having never been there I can't say for certain. If you want real country, come live where i live. There is no train service only a line for coal/cargo trains, no bus service, no hospital, one school, two servo's, one holden caryard, our cop shop has 5 officer's, and i could take a picture of the main street. The closest hospital is 65kms as is the closest major city.

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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #40 on: Mar 11, 2008, 08:22PM »
The other members dont bitch and complain with every post, nor do they bag everything about the car that this site is "LOOSELY" based upon. Remember that in the beginning, i highly doubt that noss had anything other than a pintara, why would he call it anTRX if he had a mitsu, subaru, etc etc.

And the "noss is god" thread came about as sarcasm after Dave had one of his several bitchfits complaining that all of us always agree with noss, which is untrue. Hence the increased sarcasm that we think noss is god, because thats what dave told us.

And Dave is always right.
« Last Edit: Mar 11, 2008, 08:31PM by BILL*69 »
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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #41 on: Mar 11, 2008, 08:30PM »
Dave, if u want a real challange, you should head over to the silvia forum and bag the sr20 and the ca18s out.

Also on the noss topic:

I (like everyone who has met or knows noss) knows he is a really nice guy. A "Pioneer" if you will when it comes to tuning the ka and the ca. When others laugh at us dew to ignorance, he spent time and money on his passion of what we all know as a really good car.

Im sick of people pulling power figures. Im sick of the "Oh but its frount wheel drive and the its just a pintara."

Dave, give me an example of a car that has so much cheap potential power.

Now this car must look as good as the pintara (which is quite good looking for the age)
this car must also be manual
Also have atleast 95kw
Also seat 5
Get about 10L per 100km of driving
be cheap to fix and very easy to work on
Reliable (My car has only ever not started once in 3.5years (new starter motor)) and i HOON my car.
Easy to get parts so not older than 20-25years

Now all this for $2500 to $3000

Comon dave. Bet u cant find a car with that much power or looks for that price.
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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #42 on: Mar 11, 2008, 11:15PM »
Narrow the price to a median of $1500, my T was only $1200 and all the problems its had are my own fault.
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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #43 on: Mar 12, 2008, 04:23AM »
how about we all play happy families.

There are some of us that know this is the internet, and that anything said over it is to be taken with a shaker of salt.  There are others, however, who prefer to take what is said, cut themselves with it, pour the salt in, and then cry about how much it hurts.

I'll let the evidence determine who is in which camp.
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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #44 on: Mar 12, 2008, 12:21PM »
yes langers, this all started because dave spurted out that he thinks everyone is a sheep that follows me. to be perfectly honest, i hope people dont copy what i do or agree with what i say.

i honestly dont know where all of it came with to start with, as i wasnt even involved with the latest argument that dave started, but for some reason he decided to take shots at people and myself and other mods. i've never even been spoken to, messaged, emailed or whatever by the guy (or vice versa) and then i notice he's getting stuck into others and myself and other mods for reasons unknown.. generally this kind of thing will piss people off, it doesnt matter if its here, other forums or in real life.

it is quite clear to most people here that the things dave got upset about were taken entirely out of context as well, such as the 'only in the country' comment in the sigma thread and the 'noss for pm' in the election thread, often with his own assumed additions to his out of context understandings.

the biggest part that i dont understand is that dave assumes we all hate diesels and we hate 4wd's. as far as i can tell, this has come from a thread posted that someone in a 4wd nearly run someone off the road, which in turn got responses about other people's unfortunate incidences with other 4wd drivers. that was somehow twisted into 'all of antrx hates diesels and 4wd owners'.. it was all just assumed by dave and frankly, i think he has made a total idiot out of himself. you'll find other people here also agree with that, but its not because i told them so.

i'll further add that dave sits here and says that we all think that the KA is the be all and end all of motors. i think that couldnt be further from the truth and i personally find that insulting. sure most here try to do what they can with the KA or at least aspire to do what they can with the KA.. that doesnt mean we think its the only engine worth modifying, i dont know if he realises, but coincidentally, the pintara, being the car that this website is here for, has.. wait for it.. the KA24E as its engine! a lot of the younger guys here simply cant afford to do an engine swap.. coming here and finding out that there are people that dont think they're stupid for wanting to modify their pintara can be one of the most exciting things to happen to a young modder.

yes i'm also aware that the pintara comes with a CA20, and you'll find that there is a proportionate focus on the CA20, but not from me, as i dont own one. i have still tried my best to help CA owners out though. you'll find there is a lower percentage of CA20 owners on antrx and that is why it appears that there is less focus on the CA20. CA20 owners on antrx though have also made some good progress on their motors, with twin cam and turbo conversions or staying sohc with a massive cam, the same things are happening on the CA as is the KA.

its pretty painful that dave obviously cannot see that people are being sarcastic, no one actually seriously suggested that i should be prime minister, or god, or whatever.. it was all just a bit of fun blown ridiculously out of proportion.


it doesnt really matter anyway, he wont be posting anymore outbursts here.
« Last Edit: Mar 12, 2008, 12:26PM by noss »

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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #45 on: Mar 12, 2008, 12:47PM »
noss for prime minister!

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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #46 on: Mar 12, 2008, 01:05PM »
All hail noss-timus prime!

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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #47 on: Mar 12, 2008, 02:20PM »
Thanks noss it was about time. Tried to explain calmly etc but in the end he was just being an asshole. It seemed like he didn't want to be here so I guess he just needed a helping hand.

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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #48 on: Mar 12, 2008, 02:55PM »
it doesnt really matter anyway, he wont be posting anymore outbursts here.

But then where will we get our apostrophe'''''s from.  And noss what about when I want to read a question that is written like a statement with no question mark at the end.
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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #49 on: Mar 12, 2008, 03:08PM »
i'll try my hardest to help you out there is that ok.

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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #50 on: Mar 12, 2008, 03:19PM »
noss you shouldn't be online, you should be off fornicating and producing more noss!

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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #51 on: Mar 12, 2008, 03:37PM »
i'll try my hardest to help you out there is that ok.

 :D

The realism!  noss was dave-trx all along!
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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #52 on: Mar 12, 2008, 11:26PM »
The realism!  noss was dave-trx all along!

OMG it was! This was just his way to make us all want to sleep with him. Cunning, and quiet effective.
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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #53 on: Mar 13, 2008, 01:52PM »
 :D suckers!

too bad none of you are girls.

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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #54 on: Mar 13, 2008, 01:54PM »
Jellobello is?

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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #56 on: Mar 13, 2008, 02:43PM »
next time your in wa message me!
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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #57 on: Mar 13, 2008, 03:07PM »
next time your in wa massage me!

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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #58 on: Mar 13, 2008, 03:22PM »
:D suckers!

too bad none of you are girls.

C'mon now, the antrx statistics page says the ratio is only 14.5 males to every female...
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Re: Who wants to sleep with Noss?
« Reply #59 on: Mar 13, 2008, 06:51PM »
Therefore the ratio is:

14.5 normal members : JelloBello
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