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Noss is God!
« on: Feb 27, 2008, 07:50PM »
Just thought I'd put it out there.
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #1 on: Feb 27, 2008, 08:08PM »
All hail lord noss.



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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #2 on: Feb 27, 2008, 08:33PM »
hard to argue with the truth  :D
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #3 on: Feb 27, 2008, 08:35PM »
We are one under Noss

In Noss we trust

The Father The Spirit and The Holy Noss
"Noss is God"

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #4 on: Feb 27, 2008, 09:34PM »
Noss shall have vengeance on all those who betray him...

I'm in the clear  ;D
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #5 on: Feb 27, 2008, 09:39PM »
If god is an alien, then noss is god
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #6 on: Feb 27, 2008, 09:49PM »
Noss loves us for who we are and plans our lives 4 us..
thats y he made the chips, he planed in our lives to by one!
which we do
means he earns money!

our god is sly lol

God/Noss sees all
even the midgets hahaha
« Last Edit: Feb 27, 2008, 09:51PM by Vithy »
"Noss is God"

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #7 on: Feb 27, 2008, 10:13PM »
Everyone knows Noss doesnt exist.
"Noss is God"

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #8 on: Feb 27, 2008, 11:10PM »
Everyone knows Noss doesnt exist.
Good point, although now the devil dave-trx is after you  :o

Yes, that was a joke.

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #9 on: Feb 28, 2008, 04:10AM »
it's in the signiture and now its offical
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #10 on: Feb 28, 2008, 07:27AM »


Om Shree GaNOSSha Namaha...!
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #11 on: Feb 28, 2008, 08:39AM »
Fucking. ROFL.

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #12 on: Feb 28, 2008, 12:19PM »
ATTN: this is a joke, the result of my boredom and current lack of employment. If I offend any of you with religious beliefs I am sorry and didn't intend to. For the record I am religious (roman catholic).

Genesis 1

In the beginning Noss created the heavens and the earth.

Now the earth was a formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Noss was hovering over the waters.

And Noss said, "Let there be interwebz," and there was interwebz.

On the fourth day Noss created antrx.com, and all rejoiced throughout the lands.

Noss then created the stage 3 chip and there was 90fwkw - the fifth day.

And Noss said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind." And it was so. Noss made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. He then created Budgie. And Noss saw that it was good.

Noss saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was interwebz, and there was stage 3 chips, and there was dave-trx - the sixth day
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #13 on: Feb 28, 2008, 12:29PM »
Hahahaha thats brilliant.
"Noss is God"

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #14 on: Feb 28, 2008, 01:19PM »
Slight amendment jello my fellow noss worshipper:

Noss then created the stage 3 chip and there was 90fwkw - the fifth day.

And Noss said, "Let there be nawzzz. He then created Budgie. And Noss saw that it was good.

Noss saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was interwebz, and there was stage 3 chips, and there was dave-trx - the sixth day

And on the 7th day he watched midget pr0n.

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #15 on: Feb 28, 2008, 01:21PM »
sticky this thread i must.
awesome teh it is.

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #16 on: Feb 28, 2008, 06:08PM »
Om Shree GaNOSSha Namaha...!

GOLD!!! :D
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #17 on: Feb 28, 2008, 10:55PM »


Om Shree GaNOSSha Namaha...!
GOLD!!!
lol

And the all mighty noss said
LET THEIR BE JAIL BAIT!!!
but it was not so!
The jail bait were all midgets
So everyone left and went to Mr Admin house to watch SA Cruise 25 in HD

If you dont believe us that noss is god here is the proof!
« Last Edit: Feb 28, 2008, 11:04PM by Vithy »
"Noss is God"

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #18 on: Feb 28, 2008, 11:14PM »
heheh. mount what-the-fuck-was-it cruise. andy broke down. there were clouds at the top. we took awesome photos in the clouds. good day.
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #19 on: Feb 29, 2008, 02:13PM »
Noss isnt just god he is also the stig
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #20 on: Feb 29, 2008, 03:12PM »
my children, i give thee divine knowledge of thy turbocharger and how art thou manipulate thy turbo to produce thou fine sweet ka24 love.

go forth and boost.



« Last Edit: Feb 29, 2008, 03:14PM by noss »

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #21 on: Mar 2, 2008, 07:26PM »
my children, i give thee divine knowledge of thy turbocharger and how art thou manipulate thy turbo to produce thou fine sweet ka24 love.

go forth and boost.





Amen noss Amen
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #22 on: Mar 2, 2008, 08:46PM »
Considering that when The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, he made mountains, trees and a midget, shouldn't noss be His Noodliness rather than God?  :P



And what happened to noss for PM? Separation of church and state, dammit!
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #23 on: Mar 2, 2008, 08:52PM »
And what happened to noss for PM? Separation of church and state, dammit!

Theocracy FTW!!! ;D
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #24 on: Mar 3, 2008, 09:32AM »
my children, i give thee divine knowledge of thy turbocharger and how art thou manipulate thy turbo to produce thou fine sweet ka24 love.

go forth and boost.





oh dear noss, thank you for providing us with this divine knowledge
now all i ask is that you grant me the ecstasy of it running well ;D

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #25 on: Mar 3, 2008, 10:03AM »
oh dear noss, thank you for providing us with this divine knowledge
now all i ask is that you grant me the ecstasy of it running well ;D

you and me both!  :P

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #26 on: Mar 3, 2008, 11:58AM »
Goss is nod.

That is all.

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #27 on: Mar 3, 2008, 03:39PM »
Goss is nod.

That is all.

Drunk post are nucking futs  ;D

So is Noss
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #28 on: Mar 4, 2008, 08:33AM »
I wasn't drunk, however nearly comatose here at my desk at work.  :D

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #29 on: Mar 4, 2008, 03:42PM »
NOSS!! STRIKE ME DOWN O MIGHTY SMITER!!

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #30 on: Mar 5, 2008, 10:32PM »
noss, touch my special place
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #31 on: Mar 6, 2008, 04:48AM »
noss, touch my special place


your avatar seems to be telling me that he already is
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #32 on: Mar 6, 2008, 11:58AM »
your avatar seems to be telling me that he already is

roffles, good call. ;D

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #33 on: Mar 9, 2008, 05:28PM »
the antrx prayer

Noss grant me the serenity
to turbo the ka24e's that are not;
the boost to own the bogandores;
and wisdom to know the attesa.

if there was anything worth reading here youve read it already

even with all of todays wisdom...there is still no way to portray an enemy...

"Noss Is God"

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #34 on: Mar 9, 2008, 05:43PM »
and wisdom to know the attesa.

a'men to that, god knows what I'd be driving around in if I hadn't found antrx!
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #35 on: Mar 11, 2008, 11:05PM »
lol... this thread got stickied? mad!
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #36 on: Apr 9, 2008, 06:45PM »
lol... this thread got stickied? mad!
Praise time is most important

to keep god happy we shall sacrifice the posts whores
to satify god the way no midget can!
Since south Australians are more beautiful XD
we shall sacrifice thee Bill69 as the first post whore offering!

then we shall all rejoice as God will shout us all petrol!
since he is pleased wid our offering!!

AMEN!
"Noss is God"

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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #37 on: Apr 9, 2008, 09:41PM »
to keep god happy we shall sacrifice the posts whores

Shouldn't we be sacrificing virgins?

...No wait. *runs*  :D
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #38 on: Apr 9, 2008, 10:41PM »
Shouldn't we be sacrificing virgins?

...No wait. *runs*  :D

wat do virgins have to do wid the forum and pintaras :P lol
im not becomin a sacrific! lol

besides it gives us a reason to get rid of bill this way :P sucker hehe
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #39 on: Apr 9, 2008, 10:55PM »
Fuck yall.  :D
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Re: Noss is God!
« Reply #40 on: Apr 10, 2008, 10:56AM »
LOOL