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He Said/She Said
« on: Oct 11, 2006, 07:31PM »
He Said/She Said

 He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
 got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear
 pants don't you?

 He said ... . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
 She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
 ironing board while I sit in the recliner with the remote in my hand and fart. 

 He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
 grocery money I gave you? She said . Turn sideways
 and look in the mirror!

 On a wall in a ladies room . .. . "My husband follows
 me everywhere" Written just below it . .. . " I do not"

 Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
 world does it take to do the dishes?
 A. Both of them.

 Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the

 A. He buys two cases of beer.
 Q. What is the difference between men and government

 A. The bonds mature.

 Q.. Why are blonde jokes so short?

 A. So men can remember them.

 Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of
 toilet paper?

 A. We don't know; it has never happened.

 Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
 caring and good-looking?

 A. They already have boyfriends.

 Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
 husband is every night?

 A.  A widow.

 Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
 A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
 and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
 bed and go to the fridge.

 Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
 have in common?

 A. They're married.

 Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
 beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."
 But God," the man says , "why did you make her so
 dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."

the words "race car" spelled backward still spell "race car"?