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Tech Support
« on: Apr 20, 2005, 01:49PM »
Dear Technical Support

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates
4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there
are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only
solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with
several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, and
Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware
program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in
my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at
the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
other, they caused severe damage to my hardware. I then upgraded to
Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded
further to Wife 1.0.

While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it
does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2002.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 can
be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then
resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail
Filter, and can, without warning, Launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter
products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the
problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle
Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also
spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These
conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they
are an illegal operation.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it
often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up
called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been
tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of
mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003,
it tends to delete all of your Money files before uninstalling itself.

What do I do?
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Re: Tech Support
« Reply #1 on: Apr 20, 2005, 04:07PM »
HAHA! Thats heaps good!  ;D  I especially like :

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it
often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up
called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been
tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of
mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003,
it tends to delete all of your Money files before uninstalling itself.
« Last Edit: Apr 20, 2005, 04:09PM by ZANDER U13 »
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Re: Tech Support
« Reply #2 on: Apr 20, 2005, 08:12PM »
thats good! ;)

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Re: Tech Support
« Reply #3 on: Apr 20, 2005, 10:53PM »
yea its good but its not GREAT........just good
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Re: Tech Support
« Reply #4 on: Apr 21, 2005, 12:30AM »
ROFLMAO that is classic! its more of a joke for us nerdy types to enjoy :)