Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
> > >without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital
> > >Johnny's
> > >family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house,
> > >Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had
> > >no
> > >ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything
> > >about
> > >the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the
> > >smacking
> > >of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he
> > >understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a
> > >beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
> > >Johnny
> > >said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute
> > >little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the mother
> > >replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20
> > >vision."
> > >"That's great", said Little Johnny, "coz he'd be f****d if he needed
> > >glasses."