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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #90 on: Oct 25, 2006, 12:12PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #91 on: Oct 25, 2006, 12:22PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #92 on: Oct 25, 2006, 06:09PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #93 on: Oct 25, 2006, 07:04PM »
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Quote from: Colby on Aug 21, 2008, 03:19PM
I'm sick of my knob going all floppy and loose in my hand  :P 
Quote from: nissman on Feb 23, 2009, 09:41PM
I've been on probation for 21 years, can't make a decision without consulting the wife first  ::)

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #94 on: Oct 25, 2006, 08:58PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #95 on: Oct 26, 2006, 09:50AM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #96 on: Oct 26, 2006, 09:55AM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #97 on: Oct 26, 2006, 06:34PM »
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The old USSR had a single time zone. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin much like a sundial.
Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
Moscow Time?
Comrade Time?
In the end they all agreed.
Hammer Time.

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #98 on: Oct 26, 2006, 07:10PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #99 on: Oct 26, 2006, 07:31PM »
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The old USSR had a single time zone. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin much like a sundial.
Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
Moscow Time?
Comrade Time?
In the end they all agreed.
Hammer Time.

the thumbtack corporation tm is not responsible for any injuries incurred as a result of thumbtack. any resemblance to any stationery, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #100 on: Oct 26, 2006, 07:43PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #101 on: Oct 26, 2006, 07:47PM »
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The old USSR had a single time zone. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin much like a sundial.
Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
Moscow Time?
Comrade Time?
In the end they all agreed.
Hammer Time.

the thumbtack corporation tm is not responsible for any injuries incurred as a result of thumbtack. any resemblance to any stationery, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #102 on: Oct 26, 2006, 08:03PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #103 on: Oct 26, 2006, 09:33PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #104 on: Oct 26, 2006, 11:08PM »
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I've been on probation for 21 years, can't make a decision without consulting the wife first  ::)

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #105 on: Oct 26, 2006, 11:32PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #106 on: Oct 26, 2006, 11:53PM »
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The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so f**king temperamental.

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #107 on: Oct 27, 2006, 02:12AM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #108 on: Oct 27, 2006, 09:09AM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #109 on: Nov 11, 2006, 10:00PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #110 on: Nov 12, 2006, 09:07AM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #111 on: Nov 12, 2006, 10:27AM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #112 on: Nov 12, 2006, 03:40PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #113 on: Nov 12, 2006, 04:03PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #114 on: Nov 12, 2006, 04:57PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #115 on: Nov 12, 2006, 07:38PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #116 on: Nov 12, 2006, 11:54PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #117 on: Nov 13, 2006, 12:31AM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #118 on: Nov 13, 2006, 08:10AM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #119 on: Nov 13, 2006, 10:41AM »
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Quote from: Colby on Aug 21, 2008, 03:19PM
I'm sick of my knob going all floppy and loose in my hand  :P 
Quote from: nissman on Feb 23, 2009, 09:41PM
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