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Offline dave-trx

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new pc mouse for women
« on: Jul 31, 2007, 07:45PM »
After years of research, scientists have discovered that Women do not
like the standard mouse given away with PC's. Scientists found that
there is not a physical reason for their aversion; It is more of a
Psychological problem.

Some women reported that their mouse 'just didn't feel right' in their
hands. Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially
for women.

Various field tests have been carried out on the new design:

Julie from Hounslow:-
'It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how it's supposed
to be'

Susan from Chelmsford added:-
'I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type
is definitely made for women. It fits right in with my lifestyle'

Hillary from Kent:-
'I took to it like a duck to water, every woman should have one'






« Last Edit: Jul 31, 2007, 07:47PM by dave-trx »
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Re: new pc mouse for women
« Reply #1 on: Jul 31, 2007, 08:13PM »
oh snap!
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Re: new pc mouse for women
« Reply #2 on: Jul 31, 2007, 08:34PM »
Ah, heaps good, when I get some sare time I mihgt make one, lol.
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Re: new pc mouse for women
« Reply #3 on: Jul 31, 2007, 08:52PM »
I'm way too busy with my ironing to have time to make one :(
lol pretty funny though

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Re: new pc mouse for women
« Reply #4 on: Jul 31, 2007, 10:31PM »
I did not see that one coming.
ZING!!

+ Karma for that, made my night mate.
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Re: new pc mouse for women
« Reply #5 on: Jul 31, 2007, 11:58PM »
 >:(


...hehe
Who's a hot chicken!!

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Re: new pc mouse for women
« Reply #6 on: Aug 1, 2007, 01:27AM »
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Re: new pc mouse for women
« Reply #7 on: Aug 1, 2007, 02:07AM »
noice
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Re: new pc mouse for women
« Reply #8 on: Aug 1, 2007, 03:16PM »
I thought it would get a laugh. Cheers P-Unit. Harlot you must admit its funny. Guys cop enough about being only being able to do 1 thing at a time.
Your car may be able to go faster.
But I can go any where. except into a garage, underground carpark, bridge...

2 sticks and manual locking hubs. have to get out to drive it around
Good old Nissan.

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Re: new pc mouse for women
« Reply #9 on: Aug 1, 2007, 06:16PM »
Thats class. It would be even funnier if the iron was just sitting there and she tried to used it as a mouse. I know my GF from time to time will try using the mouse even if not plugged in.  ::)
 

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Re: new pc mouse for women
« Reply #10 on: Aug 2, 2007, 08:00PM »
and if you get the new fridge with the computer screen on the door they can stay where they belong

(what do you do if you wife sits on the couch with you while your watching the football--------- shorten the chain on the sink)