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Your car may be able to go faster.
But I can go any where. except into a garage, underground carpark, bridge...

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Re: Joke of the day.
« Reply #1 on: Aug 2, 2007, 11:15AM »
Quote
...Gas combustion is a continuous reaction which needs a steady supply of electicity power.
...So the combustion is always supplied with a steady electricity power. This brings you the following amazing effects.
*        Complete combustion.
*        Average mileage up to 10%-40%.
*        Increase torque.
*        Smooth acceleration in low speed.

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Re: Joke of the day.
« Reply #2 on: Aug 2, 2007, 12:20PM »
That's as bad as this thing

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Fuel-Saver-Mazda-6-CX5-Tribute-MX5-MX6-Bravo-Astina-RX8_W0QQitemZ290142251498QQihZ019QQcategoryZ72469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

It's a rare earth magnet (made from Neodymium which I've never heard of, with a force of 25,000 Gauss, i've never even heard of the unit of measurement) which the manufacturer claims will give up to 27% saving on petrol usage, enhances engine performance, reduces emissions, change Engine sound from Sino cycle waves to square waves  ;D, and decrease engine temperature.
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Re: Joke of the day.
« Reply #3 on: Aug 2, 2007, 03:46PM »
Neodymium  is real . its a rare earth magnet hence why you never heard of it
Gauss is some measurement it does exist i have used it.
no offence meant. that reminds me of when people would insult you and then say " no offence "

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Re: Joke of the day.
« Reply #4 on: Aug 2, 2007, 06:19PM »
That's as bad as this thing

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Fuel-Saver-Mazda-6-CX5-Tribute-MX5-MX6-Bravo-Astina-RX8_W0QQitemZ290142251498QQihZ019QQcategoryZ72469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

It's a rare earth magnet (made from Neodymium which I've never heard of, with a force of 25,000 Gauss, i've never even heard of the unit of measurement) which the manufacturer claims will give up to 27% saving on petrol usage, enhances engine performance, reduces emissions, change Engine sound from Sino cycle waves to square waves  ;D, and decrease engine temperature.

this one reminds me of the polarizer thing that the late Peter Brock invented back in 1987 (I think this was the year).

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Re: Joke of the day.
« Reply #5 on: Aug 2, 2007, 07:02PM »
That's as bad as this thing

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Fuel-Saver-Mazda-6-CX5-Tribute-MX5-MX6-Bravo-Astina-RX8_W0QQitemZ290142251498QQihZ019QQcategoryZ72469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

It's a rare earth magnet (made from Neodymium which I've never heard of, with a force of 25,000 Gauss, i've never even heard of the unit of measurement) which the manufacturer claims will give up to 27% saving on petrol usage, enhances engine performance, reduces emissions, change Engine sound from Sino cycle waves to square waves  ;D, and decrease engine temperature.

yeah a gauss is a unit of measurement for magnetic field strength. it gets confusing when peoples last names keep getting used, i think a gauss is like 1 maxwell per square metre or something

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Re: Joke of the day.
« Reply #6 on: Aug 2, 2007, 10:53PM »
Sounds an awful lot like an incorrectly wired capacitor, fueling absolutely nothing.

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and 4 lit up gauges.

My car happily sits at 13V when running and thats on a k-mart exide battery, what can some shitty capacitor do to make my car gain that 1.4 volts to make it a "perfect" voltage. Im almost tempted to buy one to see what it actually is.

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Re: Joke of the day.
« Reply #7 on: Aug 19, 2007, 05:07PM »
Thank your alternator for that P-Unit, not your battery.
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Re: Joke of the day.
« Reply #8 on: Aug 19, 2007, 06:02PM »
what can some shitty capacitor do to make my car gain that 1.4 volts to make it a "perfect" voltage.

capacitate ;)

If magnets increase your cars efficiency then my old corsair must have been pretty efficient.. I lost a couple of neodymium magnets in the oil sump when I was trying to fish the collets out  ::)

I figured they were gonna stop any foreign metals from flowing back into the oil pickups.
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Re: Joke of the day.
« Reply #9 on: Aug 20, 2007, 12:34AM »
I figured they were gonna stop any foreign metals from flowing back into the oil pickups.

Alot of auto transmissions use magnets in the oil pan to catch metal filings.
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Re: Joke of the day.
« Reply #10 on: Aug 22, 2007, 07:40PM »
T dont know what to believe

has any one actually tried them or anything like this?
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