i heard this on MMM this morning, i though it was rather funny:
a lady walks in to a vet with a limp, lifeless looking duck, and asks the doctor to have a look at it, so the doctor checks it out with his stethescope, and looks up with a sad look on his face and says "sorry miss but your duck has passed on" the lady then asks him "how can u be so sure?, u didnt even do any tests", so the doctor walks out of the room and comes back a minute later with a labrador, which then proceeds to pop his paws on to the table and sniffs the duck up and down a few times, looks up with a sad look on his face and shakes his head and lets out a whimper, jumps down and walks out with the doctor, the doctor returns with a cat, which he sets down on the table, the cat then looks over the duck a couple of times, lets out a sad meow, shakes its head and jumps off the table and out the door. the doctor then says " im sorry to inform you but your duck has deffinatly passed on", he then goes and gets the bill, and hands it to the lady, "one hundred and fifty dollars!! She cries and the doctor says to her " well miss it would have been $20 but with the Cat scan and the Lab test it all adds up in the end!!!"
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