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How to decide who you marry! *answered by kids*
« on: Aug 15, 2006, 09:22PM »
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10


No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find
out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?



Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?


You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)


On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?




I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all dead
columns. -- Craig, age 9


WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?




When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess with that - - Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8


IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?




I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all
grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8


It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you
child)


HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?



There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8


And the #1 Favorite is.......

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?


Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
truck. -- Ricky, age 10
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Re: How to decide who you marry! *answered by kids*
« Reply #1 on: Aug 15, 2006, 09:36PM »
"That's gold, Jerry! Pure gold!"

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Re: How to decide who you marry! *answered by kids*
« Reply #2 on: Aug 15, 2006, 10:20PM »
ROFLMAO, kids honesty is great :D
lol Phantom and I at the wreckers
Me - 'Oi do you have a hammer'
Phantom - 'No, here have an auto-controller' lol

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Re: How to decide who you marry! *answered by kids*
« Reply #3 on: Aug 15, 2006, 10:31PM »
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
truck. -- Ricky, age 10

This kid will make an awsome lawyer!  :D

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Re: How to decide who you marry! *answered by kids*
« Reply #4 on: Aug 31, 2006, 01:56AM »
hahaha a truck!!!! funny shit!!
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Re: How to decide who you marry! *answered by kids*
« Reply #5 on: Aug 31, 2006, 12:22PM »
lololol thats awesome :D haha

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Re: How to decide who you marry! *answered by kids*
« Reply #6 on: Aug 31, 2006, 11:56PM »
kids!!
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Re: How to decide who you marry! *answered by kids*
« Reply #7 on: Sep 4, 2006, 07:53PM »
keep the chips and dip coming darl

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Re: How to decide who you marry! *answered by kids*
« Reply #8 on: Sep 4, 2006, 09:54PM »
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On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

lol that made me laugh heh..
Don't let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you're crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you're lucky. Acquire wealth, and he thinks you're greedy. Pay no attention. He simply doesn't understand.

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to be fair, it wouldn't be ANTRX if we stayed on topic.

and if someone wasn't cranky at Chr1s for something he said...