An oldie here....
There is a new quiz show similar to Sale of the Century in which the finalist has to name a four letter word, spell it and put into a sentence. The first night on air, the first finalist, an Irishman named Paddy reaches the final four letter word segement.
Quizmaster, "Paddy please say your four letter word, spell it and put it into a sentence"
Paddy, "Gorn, thats G-A-W-N"
Quizmaster now baffled, "Uhhh please put that into sentence"
Paddy, "Gawn get F--K-D"
Paddy gets kicked of the show and doesnt win the prize.
Years later, an old man with white hair, bent back and large beard is on the show named Shawn and reaches the final four letter word segment.
Quizmaster, " Shawn, please say your four letter word, spell it and put it into a sentence"
Shawn, " Smee, thats S-M-E-E
Quizmaster (baffled again), "uhh, please put that into a sentence"
Shawn, who rips off a fake beard, fake white hair wig and stands straight revealing its actually Paddy from years ago, " Smee again, gawn get f--k-d!!!"