might not be the stupidist thing a cop has said to me, but it's the stupidist thing I've said to a cop...
late one night on the way to my G/F's place after a hard day working; I was driving the last 10 mins of a 2hr drive, where 500m from the turn to my G/F's place. I was pulled over for an RBT; usual run thru cop talk about the RBT;
COP: "have you been drinking tonight sir"
ME: "No thanks, I'm driving"
COP: *looks a little bemused* "please blow into the tube... keep going...little more... thankyou... *slight grunt, and a frown then* : "on your way."
ME: feeling like a fool, says thanks, and turns off 500m up the road.
EVERYTIME I get pulled over for an RBT in Lithgow, i get the same cop, and say the same thing, for fun now, coz the cop recognises me
last time was just after I got my full licence, he thought he had me for not displaying plates, until I handed it to him.