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so whats the stupidist thing that a police officer has said to you when you got pulled over?


for me it is:

after looking in the engine bay.. 'is that an engine out of a vl mate? the gear shifter looks like a vl one'

and

'this thing goes pretty well mate, what kinda car is it?'


or even..

'we only pulled you over because you have your p plates on, we're pulling over all p platers tonite'

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After I was told to pop the bonnet.....

"why do you have an exhaust"

pffft...  ::)

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i got told that i would lose my red p's from a 0-15km/h speeding fine, when in fact he was looking at my license which said i was on my greens and i was displaying green plates. he got embarassed when i told him and let me go straight away

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hmm i got three.

"i pulled you over because u have a p plate in your window"

no shit!!!


another was after handing him my full licence
" why dont u have your p plates displayed?"
my answer
"well when u get your full licence these days it usually means u dont need to display plates for a licence u dont have".

and the last one was when i was driving dad 4wd.
"This car is registered under a mr d. brown and your mr a. brown. Is there anything u would like to tell me son. Have u stolen this car?"


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probably to my mate when i got pulled over late one night. He was sitting on the footpath shivering his ass off and the cop thought he was laughing at him?? goes "what the hell are you laughing at. you think this is funny?"

my mates like "umm no, im shivering cos its cold"  ::)
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lol i have had that b4. i had bad athsma when i was younger and due to the copious amount of drugs i took i have a contant slight shake  in my hands. One police officer though i was on drugs. hard to convince a cop im not on drugs when my hands are shaking

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couple of weeks ago got pulled over, for a random licence check anyhow

he goes, "what speed is posted there young man"
i go " um... 70 sir..."
He goes " well what speed where you goin!!"
i go "well i was doin 60 like the traffic infront of me sir"

he goes " well have you had your speedo digitally checked"
me "um...."
him " well tell me the date you got it checked"

lol i was jsut like i havetn had this car for long and yeah
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"if you were racing up at (insert some secluded location) i wouldnt have bothered pulling you over"

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"have you been drinking tonight?"
(after i had already blown 0.00  on the breathalyser, and the cop had checked it::)


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Got pulled over for having no lights on, had just pulled out of a pub carpark in Sandringham on a fri nite/sat morning and the lights in there were really bright, so i didnt notice I had no lights on. Anyway, I get pulled over 50m down the road and rightfully so. Car is covered in mud from a little detour I took around my old schools oval from a few nights previous. Just hadnt had time to wash it.

Cop: Whats all this on your car?
Me: Mud from a mates driveway, it was wet the other day and his driveway is long and unsealed
Cop: Have you been doing burnouts on our beaches?
Me: Um. No. The mud is dry
Cop: This is fresh mate
Me: No. Its not. Its dry. Its from 3 days ago
Cop: Hmm. Ok. On your way then.

and another time Me and a mate in separate cars changed lanes a couple of times, late at night to avoid  to traffic at lights and such. Unmarked falcon pulls up next to us at the lights and tells us to "stop driving like peanuts, or ill give ya a ticket"

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this isnt something a cop has said to me, but it involved a cop, so its kind of relevant,

after school my mate and i went to the shops to get some food from woolies, and as we walked in my mate asked what i was getting, and i said bacon ( i needed it for some thing) and at that very moment a cop walked past us, and must of heard me, he turns around and says "u trying to make fun of me?? im a police officer, and its an offence to make fun of a member of the police force" i was a bit stuned and mumbled " sorry it wasnt directed at you" he says " yeah, right, why arnt you in school, are you wagging it??" we said " well it is 4:30 "

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i had a 260z and got pulled over nere mt masadon in vic.
the cop told me i was going a bit quick round the corner ( wich i was doing 5k) and told me that the car i had was a tipical hoon car ( wich at that stage it was a bucket of rust) but the best was when he told me ( in a corny cop voice) 
"your licence is a prilage not a right"
 wich i chuckeld and he gave me a fine for not diplaying my p's properly >:(
even though they were on the dash and on the back window!
yes my plate's say japcrap! but its worth it.

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i been asked how fast i was going once...as if i wouldnt say 60

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Conerning my PC getting nicked from my car.

"Why would you leave all that expensive gear in your car??" (Or something similar).

Good work buddy, I wasn't planning on breaking down.

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I have been pulled over about three times but they were all run-of the mill cop talk.

The funniest thing a cop has told me is when i was sitting in his car out of the rain talking to him about the accident I just had (when a guy ran up my arse and totalled the whole rear end of my car), When he says "you know that flashy exhaust is probably illegal don't you?" So I said.."What..the cannon?" He says, "Yeah, you could probably get defected for it." YEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK....MY CAR IS IN A THOUSAND PIECES Not much use defecting me now!! I mean we were directly behind my car at the time so I could see everything...and I had to try not to laugh. He needed to organise a tow not talk about things that he could defect with it!!

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you should have told him 'dont take my car, how will i get home?'

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whats the stupidist thing a police officer has ever said to you?

hello i am a police officer

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One night, g/f on L's driving, and so we get pulled over.

At this stage, George was wearing a Falcon Superroo sticker over the high mount (aftermarket) stop light.

Cop: Take that off, it's blocking the brake light
Me: Actually, this is an aftermarket light, so no, I won't.
Cop: Take it off or I'll defect the car
Me: It's 10 at night, i'm freezing cold. I'll do it tomorrow
Cop: OK. Off you go.

In hindsight, I should have disconnected the high mount light.
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i saw a dead stock camry with a defect sticker on it the other day in the bunnings carpark.. i wonder what that conversation woulda been like? :P

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Most ridiculous thing a police officer has said to me?

Driving dad home in HIS car when HE was impromptuly drunk and got pulled over for RBT. 0.00 of course but the cop said I'm really sorry, but I HAVE to book you for this, there is an order from HQ to blitz on No P-Plates After he hands it to me he apologized again and said I was doing the right thing!

I took it to court as it was 2 points and around $100 (still on Red P's at time),I plead guilty but with extraneous circumstances. The copper gave evidence to say dad was pissed as a parrot, the police prosecutor said I was doing the right thing and he didn't want to take it further, even the MAGISTRATE said I was doing what I have been told and it was responsible BUT as I plead guilty I HAD to loose my two points!!!

So i had two police officers and a Magistrate tell me I was being responsible and doing the right thing, but turn around and prosecute me!!!


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thats shocking mate.

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i'm confused why'd you get done, on your P's isn't with a 0.0 is fine
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hehe. I believe he means he had no p-plates up, cos it was his dads car.

Mate that sucks. Cock in the arse beaurocracy at its finest.

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oh ok i see, man that sucks heaps
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stupidest thing ever would have to be a while ago we were in my dads car (Falcon XR8) and we at an RBD and the cop looks at his dads car and says "So, you got a V8 in this?"
Kinda stupid question really
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when i used to own an escort (great car) i had glued a turbo badge from a saab 900 to make people think my car was cool, i was only like 17, anyway i got pulled over and the cop looked under my bonnet then says to his mate in the copcar "its not a turbo"  then i had to explain the badge, which was given to me from a friend that works at a wreckers, eh.

oh and another one was when i was a passenger in my mates car and i was hammered, we went through a booze bus and i yelled out "that guy in the car in front is pissed" then the cop goes "nuh hes probably on drugs" then we drove off, very strange but funny as hell
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when i used to own an escort (great car) i had glued a turbo badge from a saab 900 to make people think my car was cool, i was only like 15, anyway i got pulled over and the cop looked under my bonnet then says to his mate in the copcar "its not a turbo"  then i had to explain the badge, which was given to me from a friend that works at a wreckers, eh.

oh and another one was when i was a passenger in my mates car and i was hammered, we went through a booze bus and i yelled out "that guy in the car in front is pissed" then the cop goes "nuh hes probably on drugs" then we drove off, very strange but funny as hell

oh ok, so the cop was worried that u had a turbo badge on a non turbo car, but wasnt concered that u were driving without a licence (being 15 years old and all)  ::)
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lol the best one ever

Do You Want Me to Book You?


well yes please officer lock me up too while your at it ::)
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This cop once tried to tell me that my spare tyre was illegal.  However it was not as i proceeded to show him that there was about 8mm of tread still above all indicators.

Fool he was.

He also said he was gunna fine me for my wiper jet fluid for being on the low mark....
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what's the stupidest thing a police officer has ever said to me? hmmm let's see, oh yeah that's it, TRUST ME.
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You were driving when you were 15 K0TTER?

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he might be in NZ or the states, i believe they can get their L's at 15

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eh its a saying, u know, "everyone trys to act cool when they're 15", i was 17 :) 
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cop: do u know the rode rules bud?
me: to my knoledge u need to know them in order to have your licence.....as u can see i have my licence
cop: is there any need to be a smart alek?
me:smart, i merly answered a silly question, its like asking u if u knew how to be a cop.
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cop: keep an eye on your speed limit in future, or u could end up geting a ticket.on your way
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haha what a pisser mattius..

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lol god some coppas are soo stoopid lol!!

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he was thinking about the $75 :/

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it was unbelievable...
i pull up my mates driveway (hes just 200m down the road from the cop shop)
the cop blocks the driveway and calls me over from his car
hand my license and he goes to me "i see you had to back out of your friends driveway to straighten your car up there" i go "yeah and?" he replies "IF YOU DIDNT F$#%EN GO UP IT SO FAST YOU WOULDNT HAVE HAD TO... F%$^EN P Platers....."

was so shocked! too bad he was sittin in the car cause i couldnt get a glimpse of his number n go report him for language abuse n crap.

there was a second time i was spewed at by a cop for like doing 63kms/ph in a 60 zone
thought that was a bit stupid too

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if you were on private property, what the heck does it matter if your not parked straight, and whats it got to do with the cop. ??? :P

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I have seriously no idea
probably tryin to book me for whatever he can cause im a P Plater?
wouldnt surprise me at all tho if that was his reason...
he kept threatening to take my license etc was so stupid

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Friday night at the pre-drift cruise we could have written a book about the stupid cops there!

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"Last one out of here gets a defect!"

"Can you please step away from your vehicle sir, you are hindering my work as a police officer" Said to a guy who was fidling around with his engine bay...while the car was parked!

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Friday night at the pre-drift cruise we could have written a book about the stupid cops there!

write the book, then distribute it to the media ;)

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cop: do u know the rode rules bud?
me: to my knoledge u need to know them in order to have your licence.....as u can see i have my

actually that there is possibly the dumbest thing you could ever say to a cop and i think u were very lucky he didnt keep you for ages and find every single little thing wrong with your car.

being a smartass to a cop is like pulling your pants down and pointing to your butthole.

anyways, thats my take on that. I have been pulled over quite a few times and been let off with a warning where if i was a smartass i am positive i wouldnt of been let off.
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yeah, being a smartass will only cost you more a lot of the time

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might not be the stupidist thing a cop has said to me, but it's the stupidist thing I've said to a cop...

late one night on the way to my G/F's place after a hard day working; I was driving the last 10 mins of a 2hr drive, where 500m from the turn to my G/F's place.  I was pulled over for an RBT; usual run thru cop talk about the RBT;
COP: "have you been drinking tonight sir"
ME: "No thanks, I'm driving"
COP: *looks a little bemused* "please blow into the tube... keep going...little more... thankyou... *slight grunt, and a frown then* : "on your way."
ME: feeling like a fool, says thanks, and turns off 500m up the road.

:-[

EVERYTIME I get pulled over for an RBT in Lithgow, i get the same cop, and say the same thing, for fun now, coz the cop recognises me ;) last time was just after I got my full licence, he thought he had me for not displaying plates, until I handed it to him. 

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ME: "No thanks, I'm driving"


i said no thanks once on accident but it was funnier coz i had 3 drunks in the car that i was driving home. cops face looked a little odd

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at least you havent had 5 drunks in your car when youve been pulled over at an RBT  ::)



note: yes I was driving..... a minivan, sober

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i agree with the whole not giving the cops shit. admitedly u get a few assholes on a power trip, but there is no point in beeing a wanker to a cop who is just doing his job.

example of an asshole cop, mixed with a bad  tempered P plater mate of mine:

my friend had just written off his nice example of a VH commodore, and as hes sitting there talking to the cop at the accident scene (fuming because he has just killed his very much loved VH) the cop starts talking stupid BS like "if u werent speeding, this wouldnt have happened, u P platers are all the same. so irresponsible" any way my mate starts getting all defensive and telling the cop how he wasnt speeding, (it was an accident in the wet) , blah blah blah and they get verbal fight over it till other officers arrive on the scene.

3 days later, my mate is driving his dads car up to the video shop. same cop pulls him over. instant loss of license for 2 of the most BS reasons.

NO 1:
license plate not clearly displayed (it was dusty but still perfectly visible) 3 points.

No 2:
P plates no clearly displayed (sitting on the parcel shelf and the dash, as they were just quickly wacked in for the drive up the road) 3 points.


NOW TELL ME THAT COP IS NOT JUST ABUSING HIS POWER!!! fukin dirty basturd. as if loosing ur car wasnt harsh enough.
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i have managed to avoid the cops and have only had a few confrontations. only really stupid thing was that one cop told me that all aftermarket steering wheels on cars after 1984 are illegal :p

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i have managed to avoid the cops and have only had a few confrontations. only really stupid thing was that one cop told me that all aftermarket steering wheels on cars after 1984 are illegal :p

HAHAHAHAHAHA what a toolbag!!! :D :D :D
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my steering wheel got defected because it was 1.5mm to small. i mean COME ON!!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA what a toolbag!!! :D :D :D

Most aftermarket steering wheels are unsafe, alot of them have bare metal in the centre, and if not they only have a tiny bit of plastic or leather covering the metal.  I wouldnt like to be smashing my head against one in a crash.

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NOW TELL ME THAT COP IS NOT JUST ABUSING HIS POWER!!! fukin dirty basturd. as if loosing ur car wasnt harsh enough.

ur mate should appeal that. cops like that need to be slapped down. dirty pigs

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Most aftermarket steering wheels are unsafe, alot of them have bare metal in the centre, and if not they only have a tiny bit of plastic or leather covering the metal.  I wouldnt like to be smashing my head against one in a crash.

i think it is more unsafe to be driving around with a flimsy crappy stock wheel that twists and has no grip

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i think it is more unsafe to be driving around with a flimsy crappy stock wheel that twists and has no grip

yep, there both unsafe.

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got pulled over for a rbt and was eating kfc.... i asked him if i could have a sip of my drink first and he goes, sure dont want you to choke the chicken..... hyuk...... i think to be a cop in bundy you have to pass a lame test or something.......
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got pulled over for a rbt and was eating kfc.... i asked him if i could have a sip of my drink first and he goes, sure dont want you to choke the chicken..... hyuk...... i think to be a cop in bundy you have to pass a lame test or something.......

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got pulled over for a rbt and was eating kfc.... i asked him if i could have a sip of my drink first and he goes, sure dont want you to choke the chicken..... hyuk...... i think to be a cop in bundy you have to pass a lame test or something.......

You should have replied "No, but with a line like that, there's a strong chance I'm going to choke ON the chicken!"

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well it hasnt happened to me yet???

but one of  my friends was out driving and he got pulled over by a cop

he said: whats wrong
cop: just checking to see if i can defect you for rust

another time a mate got pulled over for noise pollution he has just outfitted the boot with 2 12" subs and fully carpetted the boot

mate: is there anything wrong
cop: can i see your trunk
mate: sure
cop: how do you get to the spare tyre
mate: ill show you (pulls all the carpet and subs out)
cop: no shit good work off you go then

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Cut & paste from the same topic over at SAU that I posted yonks ago.....always makes me laugh still...ahh memories

I once had a cop that was directing traffic past an accident get me to stop right in the middle of the road (and hold up the already considerable buildup of traffic behind me), to tell me that my headlights weren't on, just the parkers (it was about 8:30pm). I'm like 'wtf', I check my headlights are on, yep they're on. I say to the cop "Nah, they're on", and he goes "No you don't understand. Just your parking lights are on" (he gets real ****y at this stage), and 'invites me' to step out of the car and see for myself. I jump out, embarassed to all hell because of all the traffic behind my car, walk around to the front of my car to discover that my headlights are indeed on, and the cop has mistaken the headlights for parking lights. This is because my R31 has projector hedlights, and as you all most likely know, the projector low beams are those small ball globes. So after I've discovered that this cop is a n00b, I go 'no no, they're the headlights, and next to them are the parkers', walk round to the driver's door window and flick the lights back to the real parkers, then back to headlights again.

At that point he got visibly upset that he'd made such a funny mistake, and held up all that traffic (who were starting to get rather rowdy), and said to me "How can you have lights that small on your car? They can't be legal!" I'm thinking to myself that there's no way in hell he can defect me.....
Fortunately for me, another cop standing a couple of metres away had been listening, thought that the traffic buildup was getting to be just too much & walked over to the first cop & told him to just forget about it, the lights obviously do the job, otherwise they wouldn't be on the car'.
And so they (finally) let me go, and had to deal with the traffic jam behind me, that was their own bloody fault  :-[

I distinctly remember thinking to myself as I drove away..... "You, sir, are a genuine butt nugget."

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Cut & paste from the same topic over at SAU that I posted yonks ago.....always makes me laugh still...ahh memories

that thread on SAU is gold!

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I was heading home from speedway one night about 2am. I crew for a mate and so usually end up in the clubrooms after to have a beer, steak sandwich, talk shit with all the other speedway munters etc

anyway, its a 1 hour drive to where i used to live out in the back blocks, so the roads are empty and i usually sat on around 100mph. I came round this blind corner at a serious speed and a copper went past the other way. I just caught a glimpse of his lights coming on as he dissapeared around the corner. I slammed on the brakes and did a u-turn and went the other way. As i came up to the corner, the copper went past the other way and i thought i was safe.

I kept driving and turned down a road about 1km later which loops back onto the main road about 5km past the corner. I was hammering it round the back road because its gravel and i know it well. I rounded the last corner sideways and slid up to the intersection,(still sideways) And there was the bloody cop sitting on his car waiting for me.

So picture me stopped parallel to the main road, stopped, this huge cloud of dust floating past and as it cleared, there was the cop right in my headlights.

He came up to me and his words were:
Not a bad time mate.
Me:ahhh...... what do you mean?
him:I saw you going the other way, and have been waiting here for you to come past. Any particular reason for your speed around hill road?
Me: i wasn't speeding. Look at this car, its old and pretty slow.
him: i have been sitting here for 5 minutes and have been able to hear you for at least 2 mintues and by the sounds of it you were giving it death.
Me: Na, i think i have a bit of a hole in the muffler so it sounds loud.

He
laughed and asked to see my licence. I figured i was fucked, but he just chuckled, handed it back to me and said:
 you might want to slow down a bit eh boy.
He got back in his car and drove off.



A week later my old man said he was talking to his mate at the pub. Turns out it was the cop and he new the car when my old man used to drive it. (he's a bandit like me :) )

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cop pulls me over and i wasn't totally legal, so instead of giving me a break, he impounds my car. so i ask "so how are we supposed to get home?" 
he said "u can walk your no car ass home"
so i walk home, which was about 4 houses down!
and then my "no car ass" took out my cobra, and light them up! and then took out my other mustang, and do the same, and then took out my bike and wheelie right by him!
 that shut his mouth pretty good.  oh yeah, and i just saw him yesterday, and i think he remembered, because he hopped in his car and followed me for a good 10 minutes.  8) they can kiss my a*rse
« Last Edit: Nov 15, 2004, 02:26AM by nazstang »
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Isn't this thread for saying what the stupidest thing a police officer has ever said to you, not the stupidest things you have ever done in front of a police officer?

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so you're saying that the cops reaction to your burnouts was 'damn, he sure showed me' and not 'i better pull that guy over and arrest him'

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Who cares, the cop got owned ;D

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and then my "no car ass" take out my cobra, and light them up! and then take out my other mustang, and do the same, and then take out my bike and wheelie right by him!
i think hes being sarcastic...  ::)

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no, really, i am close friends with the police captain, 2 sergeants, and a few cops. he was an absolute a*rsehole, who played it off like he was f*cking me over by impounding my winter beater ::) like i gave a sh*t, the point was he thought he had the upper hand, but by law, he needs to stay with the impounded car, until the towing truck comes, and he couldn't do d*mn thing about me playing around! 
as Rake said, HE GOT OWNED! 8)

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it was about midday on a wednesday, i was in my skool uniform, and i was in the middle of my hsc.... i also had all my books and shit sitting on the front seat...
Cop says "where are you going, shouldnt you b at skool?"
I said "no i just finished my exam 2 minutes ago, im on my way home"
Cop Says "Have you ben drinking?"
I said "no i jsut got out of the exam room" (but i had enough time to down a few beers and knock back a few shots of OP Rum!!)
So the cop breath tested me and then let me go....

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Stupidest thing a cop has said to me was "license and regestration, chicken Fu@ker"............................. ...........................

na ive never been pulled over.
how about a nice big cup of shut the F&@k up.

think before you say somthing stupid.

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Stupidest thing a cop has said to me was "license and regestration, chicken Fu@ker"............................. ...........................

na ive never been pulled over.

hahaha!!! that's some funny shit!!
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Back on my P's, driving home in Sale an dgot pulled over for no reason whatsoever, and they start going over the car.

Const: That T knob is illegal for an auto.
Me: Its a manual.
Const: Your exhaust is a bit on the loud side of legal.
Me: Just been tested 94dB, and handed over the test report.
Const: Cars is a bit low.
Me: Nup right on legal.
Const: You have an answer for everything?
Me: Yup, got defected last week all fixed yesterday.
Const: you know you are looking for trouble on you P's driving a modified vehicle.
Me: do you want to take that to the station as a statement.
Const: No....(checks my licence) get outta my sight.

No problems with the cops for the rest of my time at Sale.

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94db is legal now??? arg damn SA where its 89db

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PO:"Do you know why i've pulled u over?"
Me: "no"
PO: "you were speeding, it's a 60 zone and i just had to do 70 to catch up to you."
Me: "so we now know i was doing less than 70, right?"
PO: "yes"
Me: "any idea how much less? coz i though i was only doing 60"
PO thinks...
Me: "could it have been about 10kph less"
PO keeps thinking... then walks back to car...

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PO:"Do you know why i've pulled u over?"
Me: "no"
PO: "you were speeding, it's a 60 zone and i just had to do 70 to catch up to you."
Me: "so we now know i was doing less than 70, right?"
PO: "yes"
Me: "any idea how much less? coz i though i was only doing 60"
PO thinks...
Me: "could it have been about 10kph less"
PO keeps thinking... then walks back to car...


hahahahaha thats the best so far in this thread i reckon. Beleivable too
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oh yeah i forgot, at schoolies last year i had a cop car come up to me when i was chopping wood in the front yard, there was a young cop and an older cop in the car. the young cop told me to put down the axe and come over to the car, and then said that i shouldn't be chopping wood in the front yard because people walking by might think i am murdering my friends with an axe. i was quite puzzled (i thought he would say it is dangerous because wood chips might hit people or something), so i complied and went around the back. the cop then tried to accuse my friend of stealing his car (it was his dad's hilux?), and then they left. i think they were just trying to come up with crappy excuses to intimidate us

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"I'd like to send you to Pineapple Street for a full check on your car. Do you understand what I am telling you?"
"Uhm, yes. But I just came here to get subway."
"Well you should have made sure your tyres were legal before you left the house."
WTF? Yeh, I have a tyre fitters in my backyard that I can get them changed at 9pm on a thursday night when I leave the house ::) Silly silly things. Aside from the fact that how are you supposed to get to a tyre place if you aren't allowed to leave the house with illegal tyres to get them changed?

A friend of mine got asked if she knew why she had been pulled over. She of course said no.
"Your number plates aren't shiny enough." Riiiiiight.
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A friend of mine got asked if she knew why she had been pulled over. She of course said no.

random breath test is always the answer to that question :)

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Well she was just leaving work amoungst all the hotted up cars, in her crappy falling apart pulsar. She honestly had no idea :)
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ehh after reading the posts in this thread i'm now even more convinced then ever that the laws in the southern states where by p platers have to have plates visibly display'd on there cars is simply to allow cops to pull them over and harass them when ever the hell they want for no other reason then the fact that they're a p plater, up here in queensland it seems p platers have very few problems with cops unless they're asking for it or drive cars that have benn very modified visualy, and that's because we don't have to have plates.

also i can't think of anything overly stupid a cops said to me, but i have seen a cop car driving around at 2:00am with absolutly no lights on!!


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its good in the NT coz i can flog up the road at any speed 150kph 200kph 260kph. and the 260kph has been done by a mate of mine. Kathrine to Darwin 315km in 1hr and 15mins. nice.

oh yea a cop puled me over coz my exhaust manifold was leaking from the head. sounds good. like a rally car. they pull me over yet you get c&Nts driving f$@ked up troopies and VP wagons that are trashed.
how about a nice big cup of shut the F&@k up.

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Stupidest thing a cop has said to me was "license and regestration, chicken Fu@ker"............................. ...........................

na ive never been pulled over.


hahahahahahaha thats the best movie ay :D
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hahahahahahaha thats the best movie ay :D

meow that i've seen the movie, i can meow understand the jokes ;D

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also i can't think of anything overly stupid a cops said to me, but i have seen a cop car driving around at 2:00am with absolutly no lights on!!

haha yeah a cop bike almost rear ended me in the commodore because i braked suddenly and couldn't see him because he had no lights on

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Me and a mate were out drinking last night (yes a Sunday ::) )  ...........

I left my car at the yacht club car park, and at about 1am after a few drinks we started walking home (30min walk) But before we left the area I went to my car to check it was OK, my mate went to do a piss so I waited in my car (I sat in my front passenger seat) and listened to some music (not at all loud).....

anyway, this cop drove past and stopped for some reason, he came up to me and asked me what I was doing, I just said I was waiting for my mate to come back and then we were walking home (he could smell and tell I'd been drinking)

then he said "You know I could book you for drink driving and trespassing**" ::)
**private car park, but I'm a member so I wasnt

trying not to be a smartass(it's hard when your drunk)  I just said that my car had been sitting there since about 9pm, and we had planned to leave it here and walk home.

(I showed him my license, so he knew I didn't live that far away)

so he said "how do I know your not lying, and that you haven't been driving around drunk"
::) ::)
I'd had enough, so I pulled out the smart asshat attitude..

then I said..  I haven't mastered the skill of driving a right hand drive car from the left hand front passenger seat yet, nor is my cooling system good enough to keep the engine stone cold (I said that he could check for warmth under the bonnet)

he said "you smart ass, I'm doing a roadworthy check on your car for that"

so he did, he couldn't find anything but he only checked the tyres and had a quick look under the (cold) bonnet... funnily enough I had brand new tyres fitted on friday arvo ::)

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fair enough, he was just doing his job, and if I had been sitting in the drivers seat then I wouldn't of had a problem with it.  ::)  I'd never drink drive by the way.

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I know a guy who got done for drink driving when he got out of his taxi to get a breifcase out of his boot. Didn't even get into the car. But having the keys out and being near the car gives you "intent to drive drunk" and he couldn't even get off on appeal with the testimony of the taxi driver. It's bullshit and I can't believe that they can get away with that.
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Thats shocking what a load of bs. In the one time i got pulled over the cop said nothing stupid but only saying i was hehe!
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lol my dad got done the other day for speeding only porblem is he nearly got the car taken off of him cozhe was doing 37 thats right 37 over in a 50 zone and when the cop all of a sudden runs in the middle of the road at the last minute my dad had to lock the wheels and nearly hit him coz he was a jackass. yes he shouldnt of been speeding but still the cop could have come out earlier if he knew what speed he was doing. And guess what the cop said??..

do you realise you where speeding their?? then he waffled on about the hoon laws and shit blah blah blah. lol
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