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so whats the stupidist thing that a police officer has said to you when you got pulled over?


for me it is:

after looking in the engine bay.. 'is that an engine out of a vl mate? the gear shifter looks like a vl one'

and

'this thing goes pretty well mate, what kinda car is it?'


or even..

'we only pulled you over because you have your p plates on, we're pulling over all p platers tonite'

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After I was told to pop the bonnet.....

"why do you have an exhaust"

pffft...  ::)

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i got told that i would lose my red p's from a 0-15km/h speeding fine, when in fact he was looking at my license which said i was on my greens and i was displaying green plates. he got embarassed when i told him and let me go straight away

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hmm i got three.

"i pulled you over because u have a p plate in your window"

no shit!!!


another was after handing him my full licence
" why dont u have your p plates displayed?"
my answer
"well when u get your full licence these days it usually means u dont need to display plates for a licence u dont have".

and the last one was when i was driving dad 4wd.
"This car is registered under a mr d. brown and your mr a. brown. Is there anything u would like to tell me son. Have u stolen this car?"


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probably to my mate when i got pulled over late one night. He was sitting on the footpath shivering his ass off and the cop thought he was laughing at him?? goes "what the hell are you laughing at. you think this is funny?"

my mates like "umm no, im shivering cos its cold"  ::)
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lol i have had that b4. i had bad athsma when i was younger and due to the copious amount of drugs i took i have a contant slight shake  in my hands. One police officer though i was on drugs. hard to convince a cop im not on drugs when my hands are shaking

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couple of weeks ago got pulled over, for a random licence check anyhow

he goes, "what speed is posted there young man"
i go " um... 70 sir..."
He goes " well what speed where you goin!!"
i go "well i was doin 60 like the traffic infront of me sir"

he goes " well have you had your speedo digitally checked"
me "um...."
him " well tell me the date you got it checked"

lol i was jsut like i havetn had this car for long and yeah
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"if you were racing up at (insert some secluded location) i wouldnt have bothered pulling you over"

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"have you been drinking tonight?"
(after i had already blown 0.00  on the breathalyser, and the cop had checked it::)


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Got pulled over for having no lights on, had just pulled out of a pub carpark in Sandringham on a fri nite/sat morning and the lights in there were really bright, so i didnt notice I had no lights on. Anyway, I get pulled over 50m down the road and rightfully so. Car is covered in mud from a little detour I took around my old schools oval from a few nights previous. Just hadnt had time to wash it.

Cop: Whats all this on your car?
Me: Mud from a mates driveway, it was wet the other day and his driveway is long and unsealed
Cop: Have you been doing burnouts on our beaches?
Me: Um. No. The mud is dry
Cop: This is fresh mate
Me: No. Its not. Its dry. Its from 3 days ago
Cop: Hmm. Ok. On your way then.

and another time Me and a mate in separate cars changed lanes a couple of times, late at night to avoid  to traffic at lights and such. Unmarked falcon pulls up next to us at the lights and tells us to "stop driving like peanuts, or ill give ya a ticket"

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this isnt something a cop has said to me, but it involved a cop, so its kind of relevant,

after school my mate and i went to the shops to get some food from woolies, and as we walked in my mate asked what i was getting, and i said bacon ( i needed it for some thing) and at that very moment a cop walked past us, and must of heard me, he turns around and says "u trying to make fun of me?? im a police officer, and its an offence to make fun of a member of the police force" i was a bit stuned and mumbled " sorry it wasnt directed at you" he says " yeah, right, why arnt you in school, are you wagging it??" we said " well it is 4:30 "

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i had a 260z and got pulled over nere mt masadon in vic.
the cop told me i was going a bit quick round the corner ( wich i was doing 5k) and told me that the car i had was a tipical hoon car ( wich at that stage it was a bucket of rust) but the best was when he told me ( in a corny cop voice) 
"your licence is a prilage not a right"
 wich i chuckeld and he gave me a fine for not diplaying my p's properly >:(
even though they were on the dash and on the back window!
yes my plate's say japcrap! but its worth it.

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i been asked how fast i was going once...as if i wouldnt say 60

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Conerning my PC getting nicked from my car.

"Why would you leave all that expensive gear in your car??" (Or something similar).

Good work buddy, I wasn't planning on breaking down.

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I have been pulled over about three times but they were all run-of the mill cop talk.

The funniest thing a cop has told me is when i was sitting in his car out of the rain talking to him about the accident I just had (when a guy ran up my arse and totalled the whole rear end of my car), When he says "you know that flashy exhaust is probably illegal don't you?" So I said.."What..the cannon?" He says, "Yeah, you could probably get defected for it." YEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK....MY CAR IS IN A THOUSAND PIECES Not much use defecting me now!! I mean we were directly behind my car at the time so I could see everything...and I had to try not to laugh. He needed to organise a tow not talk about things that he could defect with it!!

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you should have told him 'dont take my car, how will i get home?'

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whats the stupidist thing a police officer has ever said to you?

hello i am a police officer

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One night, g/f on L's driving, and so we get pulled over.

At this stage, George was wearing a Falcon Superroo sticker over the high mount (aftermarket) stop light.

Cop: Take that off, it's blocking the brake light
Me: Actually, this is an aftermarket light, so no, I won't.
Cop: Take it off or I'll defect the car
Me: It's 10 at night, i'm freezing cold. I'll do it tomorrow
Cop: OK. Off you go.

In hindsight, I should have disconnected the high mount light.
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i saw a dead stock camry with a defect sticker on it the other day in the bunnings carpark.. i wonder what that conversation woulda been like? :P

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Most ridiculous thing a police officer has said to me?

Driving dad home in HIS car when HE was impromptuly drunk and got pulled over for RBT. 0.00 of course but the cop said I'm really sorry, but I HAVE to book you for this, there is an order from HQ to blitz on No P-Plates After he hands it to me he apologized again and said I was doing the right thing!

I took it to court as it was 2 points and around $100 (still on Red P's at time),I plead guilty but with extraneous circumstances. The copper gave evidence to say dad was pissed as a parrot, the police prosecutor said I was doing the right thing and he didn't want to take it further, even the MAGISTRATE said I was doing what I have been told and it was responsible BUT as I plead guilty I HAD to loose my two points!!!

So i had two police officers and a Magistrate tell me I was being responsible and doing the right thing, but turn around and prosecute me!!!


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thats shocking mate.

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i'm confused why'd you get done, on your P's isn't with a 0.0 is fine
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hehe. I believe he means he had no p-plates up, cos it was his dads car.

Mate that sucks. Cock in the arse beaurocracy at its finest.

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oh ok i see, man that sucks heaps
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stupidest thing ever would have to be a while ago we were in my dads car (Falcon XR8) and we at an RBD and the cop looks at his dads car and says "So, you got a V8 in this?"
Kinda stupid question really
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when i used to own an escort (great car) i had glued a turbo badge from a saab 900 to make people think my car was cool, i was only like 17, anyway i got pulled over and the cop looked under my bonnet then says to his mate in the copcar "its not a turbo"  then i had to explain the badge, which was given to me from a friend that works at a wreckers, eh.

oh and another one was when i was a passenger in my mates car and i was hammered, we went through a booze bus and i yelled out "that guy in the car in front is pissed" then the cop goes "nuh hes probably on drugs" then we drove off, very strange but funny as hell
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when i used to own an escort (great car) i had glued a turbo badge from a saab 900 to make people think my car was cool, i was only like 15, anyway i got pulled over and the cop looked under my bonnet then says to his mate in the copcar "its not a turbo"  then i had to explain the badge, which was given to me from a friend that works at a wreckers, eh.

oh and another one was when i was a passenger in my mates car and i was hammered, we went through a booze bus and i yelled out "that guy in the car in front is pissed" then the cop goes "nuh hes probably on drugs" then we drove off, very strange but funny as hell

oh ok, so the cop was worried that u had a turbo badge on a non turbo car, but wasnt concered that u were driving without a licence (being 15 years old and all)  ::)
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lol the best one ever

Do You Want Me to Book You?


well yes please officer lock me up too while your at it ::)
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This cop once tried to tell me that my spare tyre was illegal.  However it was not as i proceeded to show him that there was about 8mm of tread still above all indicators.

Fool he was.

He also said he was gunna fine me for my wiper jet fluid for being on the low mark....
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what's the stupidest thing a police officer has ever said to me? hmmm let's see, oh yeah that's it, TRUST ME.
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