this isnt something a cop has said to me, but it involved a cop, so its kind of relevant,
after school my mate and i went to the shops to get some food from woolies, and as we walked in my mate asked what i was getting, and i said bacon ( i needed it for some thing) and at that very moment a cop walked past us, and must of heard me, he turns around and says "u trying to make fun of me?? im a police officer, and its an offence to make fun of a member of the police force" i was a bit stuned and mumbled " sorry it wasnt directed at you" he says " yeah, right, why arnt you in school, are you wagging it??" we said " well it is 4:30 "