Author Topic: interactive story #3 (Read 10799 times)

noss · « **on:** May 4, 2004, 11:57AM »

ok guys & girls, interactive story #3. as always, any derogortory bullshit will be deleted, and personal attacks against other members will be dealt with accordingly.

one day, famous crime fighting duo sucked in mango head and his sidekick captain zuchinni were walking down a busy sydney street when...

Jtas · « **Reply #1 on:** May 4, 2004, 12:16PM »

they meet up with there best mates senior alphabet and shoe eating magpie to watch the new movie starring....

noss · « **Reply #2 on:** May 4, 2004, 12:33PM »

shorty mcshort and tim fizzleschwitznabobo.. the movie was a thriller-horror-romantic-comedy where in it, leading actors shorty mcshort and tim fizzleschwitznabobo..

Sticky · « **Reply #3 on:** May 4, 2004, 01:26PM »

ate carrots and poked toads in the eye with ..

KNG P1N · « **Reply #4 on:** May 4, 2004, 02:01PM »

steak knives, which they stole from an old lady named..

Urq! · « **Reply #5 on:** May 4, 2004, 02:18PM »

Doris. Doris was very disappointed that her stake knives where stolen as there where part of her miracle blade III (tm) set that she ordered from Danoz Direct. So she decided to...

KNG P1N · « **Reply #6 on:** May 4, 2004, 02:34PM »

start protitution in the valley to buy some new knives. on her first night out...

Browny_r31 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 4, 2004, 02:34PM »

shorty mcshort and tim fizzleschwitznabobo tried to pick her up. She realised who it was and .....

Sticky · « **Reply #8 on:** May 4, 2004, 05:24PM »

hit shorty mcshort in the knee cap with a piece of 2x4 which was concealed in her...

Jtas · « **Reply #9 on:** May 4, 2004, 08:09PM »

new Doritos MegaWhat(tm) packet which happened to taste like...

Sticky · « **Reply #10 on:** May 4, 2004, 09:38PM »

her pimp baron von snorkel's left elbow

noss · « **Reply #11 on:** May 4, 2004, 11:44PM »

shorty mcshort fell to the floor like a bag of spuds and with this..

Sticky · « **Reply #12 on:** May 5, 2004, 12:02AM »

thousands of green peas rolled out from the hole in his leg and he ..

KNG P1N · « **Reply #13 on:** May 5, 2004, 09:12AM »

decided he should go and c doctor nick riviara. hi everybody......

Sticky · « **Reply #14 on:** May 5, 2004, 09:37AM »

"hi doctor nick" wat seems to be zee problem?..

LoW GLi · « **Reply #15 on:** May 5, 2004, 10:10AM »

ive got 2 ouchies. And mum says my nose wouldnt bleed so much if i kept my finger out of it....

KNG P1N · « **Reply #16 on:** May 5, 2004, 10:49AM »

plus peas are falling out of my elbow. i need to be healthy by next week as i...

Sticky · « **Reply #17 on:** May 5, 2004, 03:11PM »

i have an idiot convention to attend to, and i need to look my best because..

Jtas · « **Reply #18 on:** May 5, 2004, 04:47PM »

i am a big idiot and i like...

Chadza · « **Reply #19 on:** May 5, 2004, 04:59PM »

to dress myself, my fellow idiots will be in attendance and I must..

Chad

FANC_ME · « **Reply #20 on:** May 5, 2004, 05:26PM »

...Show them how big I am...

Pringles · « **Reply #21 on:** May 5, 2004, 05:47PM »

because there could e some lovely ladies there with big....

FANC_ME · « **Reply #22 on:** May 5, 2004, 05:55PM »

kahoonas that I need To please....

Pringles · « **Reply #23 on:** May 5, 2004, 05:56PM »

them invigeratingly... using not one but two.....

noss · « **Reply #24 on:** May 5, 2004, 05:57PM »

of my scrotum hairs.

FANC_ME · « **Reply #25 on:** May 5, 2004, 06:06PM »

Which happen to be my best assett...

Milford · « **Reply #26 on:** May 5, 2004, 06:14PM »

if you are a freezing scrotum. so i went down to the local 7-11 to...

Pringles · « **Reply #27 on:** May 5, 2004, 06:47PM »

buy some straws to....

vector · « **Reply #28 on:** May 5, 2004, 07:56PM »

snort cocaine,

Milford · « **Reply #29 on:** May 5, 2004, 08:04PM »

nice way to end the story mate

Jtas · « **Reply #30 on:** May 5, 2004, 08:23PM »

said sandra sully, who happens to have...

Milford · « **Reply #31 on:** May 5, 2004, 08:40PM »

a following of strange people who profess her 'beauty' as well at the nutritional value of...

Sticky · « **Reply #32 on:** May 5, 2004, 09:37PM »

duck turd, as i has high levels of ....

vector · « **Reply #33 on:** May 5, 2004, 10:26PM »

nitrogen, which helps ......

Xnissman · « **Reply #34 on:** May 5, 2004, 10:41PM »

helps boobs grow bigger &

vector · « **Reply #35 on:** May 5, 2004, 10:51PM »

keeps her ficus from turning yellow because

KNG P1N · « **Reply #36 on:** May 6, 2004, 09:45AM »

one day when sandra was young, she was in the locker room with her friends at school and...

Sticky · « **Reply #37 on:** May 6, 2004, 01:08PM »

and saw one of her friends playing with a big...

KNG P1N · « **Reply #38 on:** May 6, 2004, 01:18PM »

cake, and the cake was made by one the girls mothers. one of the girls was puttin icing near her...

Sticky · « **Reply #39 on:** May 6, 2004, 01:48PM »

cat, which had misteriously appeared from...

KNG P1N · « **Reply #40 on:** May 6, 2004, 02:56PM »

a locker down the hallway. they all screamed and ran away. some got in there cars which were...

Pringles · « **Reply #41 on:** May 6, 2004, 06:01PM »

corollas because they were the....

Milford · « **Reply #42 on:** May 6, 2004, 06:37PM »

ones pulling sik handbrakeys round the corner, while simultaneously..

Pringles · « **Reply #43 on:** May 6, 2004, 06:53PM »

getting off over that fuly sik nismo cap givin 40000KW@the wheels

Sticky · « **Reply #44 on:** May 6, 2004, 08:16PM »

wen all of a sudden, boom went the...

trxmad · « **Reply #45 on:** May 6, 2004, 09:24PM »

dizzy cap as it was really made by ford (or holden if ya like) so they all walked to

Pringles · « **Reply #46 on:** May 7, 2004, 12:47AM »

captain zuchinn (from the start of storie) and said....

KNG P1N · « **Reply #47 on:** May 7, 2004, 08:27AM »

"captain zuchinn, u crime fighting legend. some dirty prick ripped us off with dizzy caps. what should we do?"captain zuchinn responds "looks like we are looking for bogans. lets treck to deseption bay in brisbane, they will be hiding there". so the arrive at deception bay and all of a sudden...

Sticky · « **Reply #48 on:** May 7, 2004, 09:39AM »

out of nowhere jumps a flanellett wearing bogan, he says ...

KNG P1N · « **Reply #49 on:** May 7, 2004, 10:56AM »

"righto u little [i seem to suffer from tourettes]s. which one of u fucks nocked up me sister?" captain zuchinn said "did u sell girls dodgey dizzy caps?" the bogan responded "...

Xnissman · « **Reply #50 on:** May 7, 2004, 01:37PM »

with- "whats a bloody dizzycap mate" &

Jtas · « **Reply #51 on:** May 7, 2004, 01:46PM »

threatened to steal everyones antrx.com stickers. which created a public outcry, even John H...

Xnissman · « **Reply #52 on:** May 7, 2004, 01:50PM »

sent in the army, to rid QLD of all bogans

RichTRX · « **Reply #53 on:** May 7, 2004, 02:05PM »

captian zuchini turned to sucked in mango head and said...

Sticky · « **Reply #54 on:** May 7, 2004, 02:11PM »

i think we better call baron von snorkel as he knows how to...

Chadza · « **Reply #55 on:** May 7, 2004, 02:13PM »

rid the world of bogans for good, but first we must...

Budgie · « **Reply #56 on:** May 7, 2004, 02:16PM »

... some kind of space-time wormhole, then we...

(sorry too much stargate

)

RichTRX · « **Reply #57 on:** May 7, 2004, 02:20PM »

...go to McCracker-doof-doof's to get a 2 7-half-quarter-pounders and an unhappy meal which tastes like...

Jtas · « **Reply #58 on:** May 7, 2004, 02:54PM »

...Donald McCracker's tofu dish which contains...

Sticky · « **Reply #59 on:** May 7, 2004, 04:38PM »

asparugus and dog food but actually tastes like some kind of

KNG P1N · « **Reply #60 on:** May 7, 2004, 06:46PM »

beetroot. the moral of this story is...

Browny_r31 · « **Reply #61 on:** May 7, 2004, 08:42PM »

never to play with matches. Which little jimmy learnt the hard way through lighting.........

Jtas · « **Reply #62 on:** May 7, 2004, 08:57PM »

his letter box on fire which burnt a letter that he forgot to take out. This letter was very important to Jimmy's future because it contained...

Pringles · « **Reply #63 on:** May 7, 2004, 09:02PM »

a magical key that opened.....

Browny_r31 · « **Reply #64 on:** May 7, 2004, 09:12PM »

the door to and underground basement found in his backyard. He opened the hidden door and found...

Pringles · « **Reply #65 on:** May 7, 2004, 09:54PM »

a blown up....

Browny_r31 · « **Reply #66 on:** May 7, 2004, 10:03PM »

sign of micheal jackson. With the sign saying u must be under this height (micheal with his hand at his waist) to ride micheal. Pushing that aside Jimmy finds a hard......

Chadza · « **Reply #67 on:** May 7, 2004, 11:21PM »

Crunchy that he tries to bite into but cant so he....

Browny_r31 · « **Reply #68 on:** May 7, 2004, 11:31PM »

puts it down the tennisball cannon stand on his back lawn, aims into the sky and fire it. The crunchy goes flying right into......

Chadza · « **Reply #69 on:** May 7, 2004, 11:34PM »

the boganville headquarters, and it has such a force behind it that it....

Pringles · « **Reply #70 on:** May 7, 2004, 11:40PM »

penerated the flanerlet denfenses and....

Chadza · « **Reply #71 on:** May 7, 2004, 11:43PM »

obliterated their pride and joy, a completely rusted example of a 1970's VB commodore, this got them so mad that they....

Pringles · « **Reply #72 on:** May 7, 2004, 11:47PM »

pulled out the piss and went after....

Browny_r31 · « **Reply #73 on:** May 8, 2004, 02:27AM »

Warrick Capper because they heard he had cut off his mullet. The bogans were furious that capper had broken the sacred sign of a bogan. Scared he would take off his wife beater and put on a normal shirt they quickly hunted out warrick using.....

NeVetS · « **Reply #74 on:** May 8, 2004, 02:42AM »

stray cats, that smelt like....

Xnissman · « **Reply #75 on:** May 8, 2004, 02:55AM »

footy players jocks

Browny_r31 · « **Reply #76 on:** May 8, 2004, 02:59AM »

they used the stray cats to find warrick by....

Pringles · « **Reply #77 on:** May 8, 2004, 10:35AM »

the cats that could smelll the smell of a boggan, which smelt like......

KNG P1N · « **Reply #78 on:** May 8, 2004, 12:51PM »

5 day old spew, beer, and rat shit. when they were found. a hairdreser...

89tipintara · « **Reply #79 on:** May 8, 2004, 04:22PM »

named StylinStillStylish.......

KNG P1N · « **Reply #80 on:** May 8, 2004, 04:49PM »

decided he would shave all the bogans a new style of mullet, he decided on the beaver paddle (party at the front, business at the back). when they left...

Sticky · « **Reply #81 on:** May 9, 2004, 11:28AM »

they ran in to..

Chadza · « **Reply #82 on:** May 9, 2004, 11:36AM »

some eskimo's, who had just returned from

KNG P1N · « **Reply #83 on:** May 9, 2004, 11:49AM »

a heatwave in mexico. they were looking for.....

mrwiggly · « **Reply #84 on:** May 9, 2004, 05:14PM »

Alien poop as they needed it to

KNG P1N · « **Reply #85 on:** May 9, 2004, 05:27PM »

disguise it as crack and sell it to school kids. one of the kids who bourght some...

Sticky · « **Reply #86 on:** May 9, 2004, 07:17PM »

was named peter van den shagon wagon and he

Chadza · « **Reply #87 on:** May 9, 2004, 07:38PM »

was actually one of those Aliens, when he recognised the aforementioned 'crack' he...

Sticky · « **Reply #88 on:** May 10, 2004, 10:42AM »

he shat his pants because..

LoW GLi · « **Reply #89 on:** May 10, 2004, 12:11PM »

the crack in the shit, was not crak it was actually a laxitive..

KNG P1N · « **Reply #90 on:** May 10, 2004, 12:46PM »

all in all it was a strange week

the end

noss · « **Reply #91 on:** May 10, 2004, 01:57PM »

so does that mean i lock this now?

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