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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #30 on: Oct 21, 2006, 01:46PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #31 on: Oct 21, 2006, 02:28PM »
with his mum
 

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #32 on: Oct 21, 2006, 02:59PM »
eating a banana
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #33 on: Oct 21, 2006, 03:43PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #34 on: Oct 21, 2006, 07:35PM »
and drinking a

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The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so f**king temperamental.

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #35 on: Oct 21, 2006, 07:42PM »
green apple martini...
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #36 on: Oct 21, 2006, 07:53PM »
while smoking a
The old USSR had a single time zone. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin much like a sundial.
Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
Moscow Time?
Comrade Time?
In the end they all agreed.
Hammer Time.

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #37 on: Oct 21, 2006, 08:01PM »
whole marijuana tree...
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #38 on: Oct 21, 2006, 08:04PM »
through his ringhole
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #39 on: Oct 21, 2006, 08:15PM »
she then proceeded

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #40 on: Oct 21, 2006, 08:17PM »
to poke at
The old USSR had a single time zone. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin much like a sundial.
Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
Moscow Time?
Comrade Time?
In the end they all agreed.
Hammer Time.

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #41 on: Oct 21, 2006, 10:18PM »
seven purple monkeys
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #42 on: Oct 21, 2006, 11:48PM »
who were grabbing

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #43 on: Oct 21, 2006, 11:49PM »
his erect penis

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The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so f**king temperamental.

The Human Torch was denied a bank loan

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #44 on: Oct 22, 2006, 02:10AM »
shoving it into

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #45 on: Oct 22, 2006, 02:11AM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #46 on: Oct 22, 2006, 08:49AM »
which he ate

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #47 on: Oct 22, 2006, 09:51AM »
During this time..........

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #48 on: Oct 22, 2006, 10:22AM »
a seven headed...
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #49 on: Oct 22, 2006, 11:31AM »
one eyed purple
The old USSR had a single time zone. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin much like a sundial.
Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
Moscow Time?
Comrade Time?
In the end they all agreed.
Hammer Time.

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #50 on: Oct 22, 2006, 05:49PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #51 on: Oct 22, 2006, 05:58PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #52 on: Oct 22, 2006, 10:21PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #53 on: Oct 22, 2006, 10:51PM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #54 on: Oct 23, 2006, 07:43AM »
and bat guano

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #55 on: Oct 23, 2006, 09:21AM »
mixed with several...
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #56 on: Oct 23, 2006, 09:42AM »
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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #57 on: Oct 23, 2006, 10:05AM »
all mixed together

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #58 on: Oct 23, 2006, 10:05AM »
to form a

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Re: Random story thread
« Reply #59 on: Oct 23, 2006, 10:07AM »
waxy triple layered...
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