Dude, I'd hit Nikki Webster any day of the week!
Apart from the fact she's older than me so I wouldn't feel like a pedo or anything, I also happen to be desperate and can't get a girl to save my life!
And what better way to break the ice with people you've just met than: "Yer, this one time I banged Nikki Webster!" They'll be laughing for ages.
Not with you, but at you, of course.