Author Topic: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?  (Read 6800 times)

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2004, 10:43PM »
It has an automatic SMS sender that asks you where you are, what your doing and who your with, all day- every day...
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2004, 10:52PM »
Honda udontownme
And there's not much I can say
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2004, 10:52PM »
Gentlemen (The ladies already know about it and have been talking behind your back for a week)

I bring you

The Nissan Chic.

It looks cute until you buy it, but then it grows 18 inches around the arse, whines whenever it goes anywhere, and if you have to ask about the running costs, you can't afford one (and don't even THINK) of buying a second one!


(at this point, i'd like to point people to the circular e-mail about upgrading from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0)

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #33 on: May 25, 2004, 10:54PM »
WARNING: recent tests have proven that as the car gets older the rear end will get wider & the front end will tend to sag. ;)
Take it to the limit - take it to the track.
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2004, 01:04AM »
one of the most interesting points about the car is the service intervals. sometimes (though very rarely) you will need to service the car multiple times in one day! other times it won't need servicing for months on end. or sometimes it really needs servicing, but won't let you service it. nobody knows why except other cars of the same make and model. ocassionally, you would swear the car has started servicing itself.
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2004, 08:46AM »
Hopefully it'd come with viscous limited slip.  Just a small amount of bottom end and some decent top end... after all, you wouldn't want too much talk.

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2004, 09:03AM »
nice big k&n pod, sucks hard
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2004, 02:00PM »
I heard they were high maintenance....

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2004, 02:11PM »
got that right, serious diff whyne problem
And there's not much I can say
But we miss you every day
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We'll be drinkin' in the sun
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2004, 02:44PM »
and when ever u want to take it somewhere u cant because its on the phone.

i think it would need a supercharger. Always liked a good blower

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #40 on: May 26, 2004, 03:33PM »
All these ideas are superb!!! I love them!!

But I think it needs something...

It would HAVE to have sat Nav... We all know females cannot read maps, or follow instructions, so going on with what others have said, this car MUST drive itself, but of course it will go in the opposite direction!!


This car can also sense emotions. It will send messages to other cars on the road if it finds them sexy or cute. And would promptly blush and hide behind a bush, playing hard to get.

Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #41 on: May 26, 2004, 03:56PM »
and if thinks ur too young, it informs of its sister, the 4 cyl model
And there's not much I can say
But we miss you every day
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We'll be drinkin' in the sun
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #42 on: May 26, 2004, 09:25PM »
if you lovingly carress & polish this car with autocream, 9 months later you get a brand new smaller hatchback thats not really any good because every time you want to go somewhere it shits itself ;)
Take it to the limit - take it to the track.
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #43 on: Jun 20, 2004, 01:15AM »
it changes bodykits all the time, and has to have constant touch ups.
there is no need for a steering wheel, accelerator or brake, as the car decides where it will go, how fast it will go, and if it will go at all.

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #44 on: Jun 21, 2004, 08:53AM »
as the years go on the front rack needs to be lifted after years of sagging.

when u drive it up to high rpm the bitch really starts to scream.

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #45 on: Jun 21, 2004, 10:55AM »
beeing a female myself i have to say thats some funny s**t guys. sounds like something my sister needs. btu you need to make it an off road four wheel drive. just so you can say it mounts anything..... especialy for a full tank of fuel.
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #46 on: Jun 21, 2004, 03:30PM »

beeing a female myself i have to say thats some funny s**t guys. sounds like something my sister needs. btu you need to make it an off road four wheel drive. just so you can say it mounts anything..... especialy for a full tank of fuel.
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nah cause then u could get all grotty and say it loves the dirt track lol
or it likes to drive hard on all fours

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #47 on: Jun 21, 2004, 03:55PM »
lol karma, thats all i can say
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #48 on: Jun 21, 2004, 04:22PM »
and as if it hasn't got bad enough already...
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #49 on: Jun 21, 2004, 04:27PM »
lol u got a point there.


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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #50 on: Jun 21, 2004, 09:12PM »
every month the car starts leaking transmission fluid for four days, doesn't like being revved at all, and will not work when any males are in close proximity...

Some cars will allow the car's boot to be opened by a male, others will not...

The car must be driven to a shopping centre at least thrice a week, and left there for at least four hours each time...

The car must not have any oil or water checking facilities, and be able to run even when there is no water or oil in the engine (perhaps aircooled)

The slight smell of beer will stop the car from working, and the slight hint of another car's paint will set the alarm off, have the windscreen wipers going, have the transmission locked into Park, and the engine will stay revving at 6000rpm.

If the car sees another example of itself in the same colour, it will instantly drive itself back home, and will require a tub of ice cream and a viewing of "Erin Brockovich" in order for the car to be able to run again.

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