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letter from tasmania
« on: Apr 8, 2004, 04:19PM »
this is a letter from a mum to a son.. they're from tassie.. ah dont you love it...  ;D

Dear Son, 

I’m writing this letter slow - because I know you can’t read fast.  We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20kms from your home, so we moved.  I won’t be able to send you the address because the last Tasmanian family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn’t have to change their address.  This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I’m not sure it works so well though: last week I put a load in and pulled the chain and haven’t seen them since.  The weather isn’t bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.  John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.  Your sister had a baby this morning; but I haven’t found out what it is yet so I don’t know if your an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.  Uncle Ted fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.  Three of your friends went off a bridge in a ute. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn’t get the tailgate down.  There isn’t much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love, Mum 

P.S. I was going to send you some money but I had already sealed the envelope .

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #1 on: Apr 8, 2004, 04:27PM »
haha, i bet that was a letter about somewhere in america and you just edited it...

kinda getting sick of shit like this.

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #2 on: Apr 8, 2004, 04:31PM »
awwww, would you like me to mail you a tissue??  ::)

hehe don't stress about stuff like this tasrx, every state has their stereotypes and everyone has to put up with being branded because of them! ;D
You have friend, I have friend. My friend go to your house, put bomb under your floor and blow you to fucking sky!

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #3 on: Apr 8, 2004, 04:34PM »
whats a tissue? we dont have them here because apparently we are living in the 1800s. ::)


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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #4 on: Apr 8, 2004, 04:40PM »
hahahahaha thats good,

dont fret tas, that could be appiled to any state, its ok...

tissue= disposable hanky
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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #5 on: Apr 8, 2004, 04:43PM »
bahahah sisters son or daughter is your aunt or uncle. ahh soo funny

seems that all states are funny for sumthing.... just it seems people bag tasmaina cause they dont fight back. typical Vicorian and New South Wales resident. always picking on people how dont fight back. Hey they pciekd on SA and won the bloddy grand prix. we still got clipsal so suffer in your jokes

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #6 on: Apr 8, 2004, 04:44PM »
tissue= disposable hanky

i love it!


as for the sick of it. i'm sick of a lot of things here but i dont complain.

and i didnt change it, i got it from a friend in qld. i think you should lighten up dude.. maybe you wouldnt be so crabby if tassie had some decent jokes for the mainlanders.
« Last Edit: Apr 8, 2004, 05:01PM by noss »

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #7 on: Apr 8, 2004, 04:48PM »
whatdidyaquotemefor
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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #8 on: Apr 8, 2004, 04:51PM »
whydontuputspacesinugit

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #9 on: Apr 8, 2004, 04:52PM »
sorry but why does everyone have to pic on the 'little guy' 

ya banana bender :P ::)

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #10 on: Apr 8, 2004, 04:53PM »
your far from little


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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #11 on: Apr 8, 2004, 04:54PM »
i was wondering the ohter day why peopel think tasmianians are inbred hicks. when i went there it was one of the most picturest places i have eva been too. The forests there are sweet.


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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #12 on: Apr 8, 2004, 04:58PM »
yay a believer :)
when i went there it was one of the most picturest places i have eva been too. The forests there are sweet.

your far from little

how do you know how big i am....

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #13 on: Apr 8, 2004, 05:00PM »
lol the only way she could is if u had a reaaally big one that we could see from SA. either that or her and noss were doing some pillow talk the other night

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #14 on: Apr 8, 2004, 05:03PM »
no one said that tasmania isnt a nice place, however the reason people suggest its all inbred is because its a little tiny island with a tiny population, somewhere along the line there has to have been a few of those passionate nights of inbred delight.

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #15 on: Apr 8, 2004, 05:05PM »
bahahaha is that the same for ACT?? its a smaller state then Tas. Tighter community.

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #16 on: Apr 8, 2004, 05:08PM »
I know for a fact that there is passionate inbred activities happening here in Adelaide on a regular basis...

pity no-one here will get who I'm talking about!!
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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #17 on: Apr 8, 2004, 05:09PM »
BOGANS!!!!!!

either that or Rich.

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #18 on: Apr 8, 2004, 05:18PM »
bahahahahaha

wrong

Id have to say, while we are on the topic of state bashing,

SA has our fare share of dodgy shit going on, damn Serbia and Boznia bring our state down

Single skanky mother territory
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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #19 on: Apr 8, 2004, 05:19PM »
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Single skanky mother territory

SA. The MILF state

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #20 on: Apr 8, 2004, 05:35PM »
it should be

SA - the stoner state

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #21 on: Apr 8, 2004, 05:38PM »
Where is the love??

Here in SA!!

The sad fact is that down 'ere all the love goes to the 15-16 year old mums on centrelink benifits
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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #22 on: Apr 8, 2004, 05:46PM »
maybe i should be over there sharing the love

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #23 on: Apr 8, 2004, 05:56PM »
actually i know a 15 year old girl who got pregnant when she was 14 (ITS NOT MINE).

quite sad actually.

SA The Coopers State

mmm beer.


Tas The Martin Bryant State

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #24 on: Apr 8, 2004, 06:07PM »
mmmm beer indeed

wonderful duff...
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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #25 on: Apr 8, 2004, 06:14PM »
i have a can of duff. its empty thus thats why i said the can not the drink

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #26 on: Apr 8, 2004, 07:18PM »
lol the only way she could is if u had a reaaally big one that we could see from SA. either that or her and noss were doing some pillow talk the other night
  you have a dirty mind, i never mentioned anything about my lower regions.

Tas The Martin Bryant State
way too far.

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« Reply #27 on: Apr 8, 2004, 07:23PM »
lol yeah. was a shame though. Pt. Arthur was one of the best places i have been in my life (well most amazing). I cant bag tasmainia. Had too much of a great time there to bag it. Victoria on the other hand.. now there a hole in the ground lol Joking guys

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #28 on: Apr 8, 2004, 07:29PM »
pt arthur isnt that great, theres much better places

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #29 on: Apr 8, 2004, 07:33PM »
nah i was 10 and got scared shitless by the ghost walk at night. loved it

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #30 on: Apr 8, 2004, 07:35PM »
hahaha. i remember when i went on a school camp in grade 8 or something, and we tagged along behind the ghost tour and scared the shit out of everyone, it can be a spooky place at night. muahahahaha

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #31 on: Apr 8, 2004, 09:11PM »
SA has our fare share of dodgy shit going on, damn Serbia and Boznia bring our state down

lolz.... serbia and bosnia... lolz... who the fuk named the places serbia n bosnia??
traction kicked in yo!

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #32 on: Apr 9, 2004, 04:03PM »
the serbs and bosnian people. Hey arnt they in russia somewhere? probably they were drinking too much and though up funny words.

I (hic) know wa fuuunnnee word. Bosssnia bahahahha

thus they named a country bosnia. (this maybe not be true)

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #33 on: Apr 10, 2004, 12:37PM »
what has bosnia got to do with brining a state down and to you browny jebemti majku  ;D ;D ;D jks bro
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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #34 on: Apr 10, 2004, 07:24PM »
what does anything have to do with something now days seriously....


wait i have confused myself

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #35 on: Apr 10, 2004, 10:41PM »
lolz.. did u get what i meant?
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« Reply #36 on: Apr 11, 2004, 01:41AM »
i did but have forgotten now

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Re: letter from tasmania
« Reply #37 on: Apr 11, 2004, 12:45PM »
lol .. i don't get you
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