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the himelick
« on: Feb 27, 2004, 08:16PM »
A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas suddenly
> > > began
> > > to
> > > >  cough while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few
> > > seconds
> > > > it
> > > >   > > >became apparent that she was in real distress, and two
> > > > cowboys
> > > at
> > > > the
> > > >   > > >next table turned to look at her.
> > > >   > > >
> > > >   > > >"Kin ya swaller? asked one of the cowboys. The woman
> > > > signaled
> > > 'No',
> > > >   > > >desperately shaking her head. "Kin ya breathe?" asked the
> > > other.
> > > The
> > > >   > > >woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.'
> > > With
> > > > that,
> > > >   > > >the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of
> > > her
> > > > skirt,
> > > >   > > >yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and
> > > > down
> > > the
> > > >   > > >woman's butt crack. This shocked the woman into such a
> > > violent
> > > spasm
> > > >   > > >that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to
> > > breath
> > > >   > > >again.  The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and
> > > proudly
> > > > took
> > > >   > > >another drink of his LoneStar beer. His partner said in
> > > admiration,
> > > > "Ya
> > > >   > > >know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I
> > > > ain't
> > > never
> > > > seen
> > > >   > > >nobody do it

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Re: the himelick
« Reply #1 on: Feb 27, 2004, 08:32PM »
lol... thats classic... managed to put a smile on my face...
traction kicked in yo!

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Re: the himelick
« Reply #2 on: Feb 27, 2004, 10:20PM »
 ;D

ive read that somewhere else recently though

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Re: the himelick
« Reply #3 on: Feb 28, 2004, 01:44PM »
gold

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Re: the himelick
« Reply #4 on: Mar 1, 2004, 12:55AM »
good one
Take it to the limit - take it to the track.
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Re: the himelick
« Reply #5 on: Mar 1, 2004, 09:35AM »
24 carat gold.. hahahahahha
made my day..LMAO

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Re: the himelick
« Reply #6 on: Mar 9, 2004, 10:34PM »
Brillant
that defently bring a smile to your face
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