A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas suddenly
> > > began
> > > to
> > > > cough while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few
> > > seconds
> > > > it
> > > > > > >became apparent that she was in real distress, and two
> > > > cowboys
> > > at
> > > > the
> > > > > > >next table turned to look at her.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >"Kin ya swaller? asked one of the cowboys. The woman
> > > > signaled
> > > 'No',
> > > > > > >desperately shaking her head. "Kin ya breathe?" asked the
> > > other.
> > > The
> > > > > > >woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.'
> > > With
> > > > that,
> > > > > > >the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of
> > > her
> > > > skirt,
> > > > > > >yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and
> > > > down
> > > the
> > > > > > >woman's butt crack. This shocked the woman into such a
> > > violent
> > > spasm
> > > > > > >that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to
> > > breath
> > > > > > >again. The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and
> > > proudly
> > > > took
> > > > > > >another drink of his LoneStar beer. His partner said in
> > > admiration,
> > > > "Ya
> > > > > > >know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I
> > > > ain't
> > > never
> > > > seen
> > > > > > >nobody do it