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Alcohol Warnings....
« on: Jan 7, 2005, 10:18PM »
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Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:


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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.
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Re: Alcohol Warnings....
« Reply #1 on: Jan 7, 2005, 10:23PM »
Lol, haha. i'm laughing bcoz i can relate to all of those... er... i mean...¿ ?

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Re: Alcohol Warnings....
« Reply #2 on: Jan 8, 2005, 12:38AM »
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
^ i encountered that one with a mate of mine on new years, plus he groped this chicks tits 8 times, she wants him now for a bit of quick action lmao.

pretty funny list tho
yet all true, what a coincedence :P

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Re: Alcohol Warnings....
« Reply #3 on: Jan 9, 2005, 12:57PM »
alcohol makes you dance like a champion
loss of inhibitions, good stuff.

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Re: Alcohol Warnings....
« Reply #4 on: Jan 9, 2005, 02:35PM »

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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.

you know when i read this pringles i thought it was someting that you tacked onto the end of the list yourself :P

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Re: Alcohol Warnings....
« Reply #5 on: Jan 9, 2005, 06:26PM »
hahahah i think thats air that dose that one for me
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Re: Alcohol Warnings....
« Reply #6 on: Jan 17, 2005, 12:35AM »
I used to have almost the exact same thing on my report book while I was still at school. My thing included a warning that alcohol may make you think you have mystical ninja powers *grins*
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