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2 jokes.....
« on: Mar 10, 2004, 05:28PM »
A woman walks into a sex shop and ask for a dildo.

The shopkeeper ask what size would u like; small, medium or large

the woman replies with..hmmm ahh ill take that big red one...

shopkeeper says - u cant that is da fire extinguisher!!

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A gay dude walks into a tatoo parlor and asks for a car to be tatoed on his d*ck

the tatoist says wat type of car would u like

the gay dude says.. u betta make it a 4x4 as it goes through alot of sh*t
« Last Edit: Mar 10, 2004, 06:34PM by porretta »

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Re: 2 jokes.....
« Reply #1 on: Mar 10, 2004, 10:38PM »
NICE!!!!

a baby one... *gasp

whats the differnt between a truck load of babys and a truckload of sand??

you cant empty a truckload of sand with a pitchfork!!!!


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Re: 2 jokes.....
« Reply #2 on: Mar 12, 2004, 01:17AM »
*gasp

wasnt that joke in the last thread i read?

i dont know any jokes that are funny that everyone hasnt heard!