A woman walks into a sex shop and ask for a dildo.
The shopkeeper ask what size would u like; small, medium or large
the woman replies with..hmmm ahh ill take that big red one...
shopkeeper says - u cant that is da fire extinguisher!!
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A gay dude walks into a tatoo parlor and asks for a car to be tatoed on his d*ck
the tatoist says wat type of car would u like
the gay dude says.. u betta make it a 4x4 as it goes through alot of sh*t