BEWARE AT NICE AND EASY Free Sex
With the high price of gas, a station in NORTHERN NEW YORK
was trying to make the high cost of gas worth the cost so
the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then
asked for hisfree sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed
correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the
proprietor said, "You were close; the number was 7.Sorry, no sex this
time." A week later, the same redneck, along with his buddy, Bubba,
pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor
again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it
was 4. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I
think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged, my wife won twice
last week."
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