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off topic => off topic discussion => Topic started by: Chadza on Dec 16, 2003, 09:38PM
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the last one got to 12 pages and as iTRX wants to catch up to noss here is his chance to post whore!!!
Okay guys and gals...lets see if we can beat the last 'story' for length.
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"Once apon a time......
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a donkey called
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Francis used a mobile
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crane to remove a..............
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a p.o.s. commodore...
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...from an abandoned helipad
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and then dumped it on a...
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huge pile of
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nacho's in the jungle....
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Where it gathered....
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lots of dust.
a bunch of rabid monkeys found it and..
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decided to lower it on its nuts and put some sweet mags on it then…
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They had to put a T66 turbo on, but then, the turbo said to the engine... ur the weakst link.. GOODBYE... so they had to.....
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tell crazynizgirl to stop steeling my msn name
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but it wasn't infact crazynizgirl, it was.....
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AJAX the dog
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who was actually AJAX the wonder dog in disguise
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ajax the wonder dog belonged to beefy_trx.. and ajax's special abilitys (being a wonderdog and all) were...
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1:-having sex with beefy's legs
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2:- advertising alpine :lol:
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so ajax the wonderdog signed on msn with beefy's nic and spoke to the donkey called francis...
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Who's actually the dog's, sister's, cousin's friend's brother's girlfriend's long lost sister...
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which meant francis had wonderdonkey genes in him that.........
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Made him that smart who could beat any commodore any day driving his fully sick....
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carolla with nismo cardboard bodykit that had a.......
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6 foot T-WING made just out of broccoli. Ajax...
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like to ride along with frnacis on drag night so he could yell out.....
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all the people staring at him with pogo sticks in their hands
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And then he could say to the people with pogo stick... "Look at my fully sick car mate! It's fully sick! But Francis didn't want all the attention so she....
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jumped out of the car at half-strip damaging the.............
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the fully hectic wig she was wearing..
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she then got so pissed off with her wig.. so she...
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tossed it at some ghetto booty ho who screamed.......
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..NO DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!!.....then some hommies in an excel turned up
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and tried to do a burnout (ahh whoops not meant to talk about the 'b' word are we?) they tried to melt some rubber on the road but it........
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conked out halfway through the burnout and the engine fell off its mounts and pepi the horse came and saved francis
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but then the hommies called the israeli army...
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a pack of arseholes, so..........
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they went and got Osama bin Laden who.....
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hired a tutor for george bush to further his education from colouring books....
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AND HE HIRED SADAM THATS HOW THEY FOUND HIM OSAMA GAVE HIM UP
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so anyway, back to the story... it turned out that pepi the horse had a crush on francis and...
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wanted to make baby horse/donkeys which would be known as honkey's...
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francis didnt like pepsi that much but she was up for a bit on the side.. so they went at it :bed_prv: :love-smiley-083: :love-smiley-039: and then..............
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pepi found out he was cousins with francis...
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so they moved to tasmania where.................
(*sorry tassie members*)
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...they overheard me yelling my head off at nissman for bagging out tasmanians.... so they then decided it was time to go back to queensland where they really belonged... afterall francis did love bending bananas.. and........
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they do kinda talk funny in Qld......
Chadza
Please don't hurt me Qld'ers! ;)
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anyway, fracis forgot to take the pill & she spat out a honkey or three andthen..
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and a bending banana popped out aswell. Nissman, was in awe of this so...
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he thought back to his halcyon days & remembered the choice flick "deep throat" and with that he grabbed the banana and...
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gave it to his wife who proceeded to........
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the messenger, which was an alien in the toilet... she gave the alien great....
*no offence to ur wife nissman, im sure shes a top woman.. thats why you married her.. its im not gona be held responsible if somethin bad comes out..
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loads of information about the nuttritional benifits of banas so he could take them back to his home planet called...................
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'NISMOTOPIA', where they...........
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... could run there r35 gtr space ships on banana mash, NOS and avgas with a dash of octane booster which made there space ships do.....
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do mad airnouts... which created so much steam in the atmosphere the earth
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beings started getting worried because the gas in the atmosphere was too much for their intercoolers and T66 Turbos, so they had to...
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talk to francis and her honkeys...
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to get them to suck in all the steam....but that made them.....
Chadza
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bloated and francis' honkeys went into epileptic fits which was fixed up by feeding the honkey's pussy.........
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....cat a bottle of radiator flush which made it....
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Spray radiator flush piss all over nissman's bending banana's....
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which then transformed into........
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a fully ssiicckkk 4-cyl vc commodore. The nismotopians saw this p.o.s commodore and outcasted it to the sticks, where a fully sic habib broke into it...
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...but could not get it started cos it wa such a pile of crap.. so he got a life and realised that wat he really wanted was an r34... so he got a job and started saving... but....
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the police found his drug stash and threw him in the lockup where he was lucky enough to find.......
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that being a fully sick habib, after he droped the soap in the shower's, meant that he....
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(I'll step in here cause a reply to this could be wayyy wayy too off target!)
had to go and get a new bar of soap cause this one was now dirty...on the way though he saw that...
Chadza
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the soap was full of mysterious long black hairs :D
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which sort of looked like honkey hairs, which would mean that....
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the posessed purple monkey dishwasher which....
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...had been doing the bad thing not so long ago and...
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was caught in the mens lockerroom shower with a giraffe on his...
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...you mean up his...
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drain plug.... this meant that the fully sic habib had to call his bro's and cuz's...
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... sisters boyfriend marco's ex best friends, girlfriends ex boyfriend who was a fully sick,,, and i mean sick mate sick plumber to help them....
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get the honkey hairs out of the drain plug... this way the fully sic habib wouldnt have to put up with honkeyhairs in his food wen he ate dinner, so from his happiness he jumped in the hectic-mobile and...............
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...did a fully sick b.....
(im not responsible if that b gets turned into the forbidden word)
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bat-shit. His bro's got pissed off with the fully sic habib, so they torched the....
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Ronald McDonald statue in protest...
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and dressed him up like osama bin laden aiming a Ak-47 at.....
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...saddam hussein, who aimed a very large...
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Cuban cigar at Mr. Bush. But Mr. Bush didn't like it, because he was havin a lovely picknick with....
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Fidel Castro and a zulu tribesperson about moving the prisonors at guantanomo bay to the middle of africa because...
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over grown with commercials about girls with brazillian facial hair...
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but, the lions would make life difficult for the prisoners so the only way to get around the camp is by a fully sick....
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wrx with distorting subs! but then comes...
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Steve irwin in a fully hectic toyota landcruiser that has been dropped on its ass, pimp stylez with 25" chrome wheels, massive t66 turbo that is hanging off nothin, and a baby capsule in a trailer filled with.....
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... sexual harassment pandas, which were starting to ...
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annoy the crocodiles because they pandas were scaring the baby by saying "badger.....
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badger badger badger PANIC! a...
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MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM...but also there was...
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captain choice bro who came to the scence to rid the world of fully sickness and turn it into a fully choice bro place to be. to captain choice bro's surprise...
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he had landed on earth instead of mars discovering that hungry joe's was now called hungry jacks...
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and he discovered the bacon double cheeseburger deluxe... mmmm.. he decided that...
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He could use these so called "burgers" to take over the world.....
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with Captain Gottadollar Brudda. Together captain choice bro and captain gottadollar brudda devised their plan which...
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build the biggest.......
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sub in the world
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the Elizabeth commodore manufacturing plant in Adelaide which meant that.....
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the amount of tools driving on the roads decreased by 90% and....
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because of this the hsv sticker manufacturers went broke and
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the ohter commodore drivers resorted to using Mugen Sticker instead which cause....
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honda drivers to go mad and....
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they all ran out & bought lada neva's so they could.........
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be the coolest at southport.....but oh no, what happened?!! The antrx people turned up and........
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laughed at the rice. The commos then offered the antrx people a street wars meeting in the salt planes. At the strret wars metting the antrx people.....
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blew the commodores minds with their fully sick...
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rocket launches that fired rice up excels out. They riced up commodores were no match for the riced up excels so the commodores went home crying because tye were out riced. The antrx people cheered and started ......
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smacking jugs of beer together and eating snickers while checking out the next set of competition.....
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which turned out to be the r31skylineclub (lol). A stunned silence formed over the crowds as the two clubs looked at each other. Staring each other down till the r31 president call forward to the antrx club to COME JOIN THEM IN GETTING PISSED!!!!! so antrx and r31club together got pissed which......
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wasn't hard because nissman made them all drink bundy rum which is a real mans drink...........
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it puts hair on your chest, so does......
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bulgarian growth hormones which browny_r31 was organising a group buy for the....
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going thru puberty.
noss revolted against the bundy rumness of nissman (god he must be hairy *shudders*) and pulled out his secret stash of canadian club from his car...
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and then sculls. Browny_r31 cheers "chug chug chug" and noss down the canadian club. Browny_r31 then produced crownies for all!!!! thowing a crownie to all member not already drunk and not hairy.... this means nissman gets none. A drinking competition starts....
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...and gets so out of control we all start playing strip poker...
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but the funny thing is all the guys are really good at strip poker and tyne and the other girls are really bad so ......
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pinta ti escaped from the POW camp in vietnam and infiltrated the guys side of the table where he shot poisonous arrows of bundy rum. This had a bad effect on noss who became...
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pissed off beyond belief cause he was pumped full of bundy.. so he took some time out with..
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The hairy people convention so he could come to terms with his new plush pile carpet on his back... there were many people that.....
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admired the hairy men, and with nissman as their leader they..
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raped & pillaged at will untill.........
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john howard came along and told us we were being un-australian.. with that...
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the hairy rum drinkers of australia revolted.........
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and tied johnny to a power pole & covered him in honey... meanwhile...
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katiesmurf, ex@b@by & FANC_ME who all love honeyballs, proceeded to.......
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...Search for the power pole Johnny was tied to so we could get our fix of honey....
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when noss & nissman found this out they ran to the nearest powerpole & covered themselves in honey...
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...and because Fanc Me loves hairy men covered in honey....
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she told the other girls to get busy as the bees would surely...
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have their way with noss, nissman & johny howard.....
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although Johny wasnt up to the task and was rejected by all and all the girls turned their attention towards the two hairy men covered in honey (noss n nissman)...
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who shunned the attention of these hairymen loving girls because they were already in love with their pintara's, so the girls jumped in their own cars &..........
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noss decided out loud "you fool nissman, those chicks are hot, i'm getting in their car" and...
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left a sticky mess on their seats
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...started licking the g...
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grill of their car which...
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was really hot. And he burnt his tongue, which prompted him to cry out ...
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Just a side note: I cant belive I got a mention in here when I avoided it for so long... ;D that's cool
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...to cry out... to katie to stop interupting the story :P and...
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katie repsonded with..
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that was an utterly shit sexist post. - noss
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...I just like the attention! which reminded her of....
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the time crazynizgirl stole beefy's msn name
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and because of that she decided shed copy...
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the oath of General Mabizela Mbeka Mofoufou of the Chit-Chit Click bop tribe as her new msn name
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...which proceeded to cause the rumor mill work overtime with...
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...rumours about...
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FANC ME and RichTRX little intimacy cause by .........
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captain ratmandoop saying that fancme was going to....
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tell u all to butt out
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Bcause this was HER 'Day of Banana' and no-one was going to...
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stop fanc_me from peeling bak the banana skins of richtrx's banana fields which caused enormous....
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memories of how this thread ended before the server crash so someone finally...
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reminded everyone that noss said: "THE END"
here ends the story
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only in kenya
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hang on youve confused me , is the story ended, or is it just ended for people in kenya, and then someone said here ends the...
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i was reffering to the kenya clip that was in the last thread
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ok, glad we got that sorted :D
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i wonder if u can set that thing as ur desktop
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yeah you can set any webpage .htm/.html file as you background from win 98 onwards including flash files in websites.
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how how how??!!??
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ps i just reminded myself of dllllrrrrriiifffftaaaa hatch bruvaz
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yeah i think we end this story, cause its pretty dead.
to set a flash object as your desktop, you need to download the flash image or have a permanant connection to the net.
make up a html page that loads the swf file.
easy done.
i had the kenya thing as my background for maybe 30seconds.. it shit me up the wall.