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2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« on: May 24, 2004, 12:51PM »
Hey everyone,

I need to write an add for a made up jap 2dr hatch.  Its aimed at 20-30 year old chicks.

Any name ideas?

Theres like the Honda Jazz and shit like that... the starlet, the echo... I cant think of any names!  I don't care if its already been used ten years ago.  My tutor doesn't know dog shit from chocolate cake anyway.  ::)
« Last Edit: May 24, 2004, 12:53PM by Budginator »
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2004, 12:57PM »
presenting the Nissan Chic

its the bes i could come up with  :-\

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2004, 01:04PM »
haha, that'll do urq :D

Its such bullshit though.  We don't have to design the add, just write the copy for it and 'write' what it looks like. Just describe the visuals.  Thats piss easy and you can make it 'read like' anything you want.

What a waste of time.  But I'm gonna make this car as girly as possible.

What about a 1.3litre VVT turbo powerplant? :D
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2004, 01:23PM »
i was gonna say the 'persephone' or even the 'homer' :P

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2004, 01:24PM »
how about a an engine that runs on vodka cruisers? :P

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2004, 01:30PM »
Shut up noss... as usual your input is all bullshit :P

haha :D

That'd be funny, I wonder what all the chicks in my class would say.  Some would probably ask what flavour it runs on ::)... lol
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2004, 01:34PM »
Nissan presents its first wholly Australian designed and built small car.

One look at the Chic’s smooth stylish exterior and you’ll fall in love.

Clean lines, a cute smile, great butt… what more could a girl want?

Coming with all the creature comforts you’ve come to expect from Nissan.  Power windows, driver and passenger airbags, power steering, climate control air conditioning and even a power sunroof as standard equipment.

The Chic features a zippy 1.5 litre VVT engine, mated to a new five speed electronic automatic transmission.  With its highly tuned variable valve timing system the Chic can easily hold its own in city traffic and out on the open road.



running on raspberry vodka cruisers, this car boasts an unfueled range of over 1000 bottles.  When raspberry is not available the Chic will run on lime with a decreased range
« Last Edit: May 24, 2004, 01:38PM by Budginator »
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2004, 01:36PM »


That'd be funny, I wonder what all the chicks in my class would say.  Some would probably ask what flavour it runs on ::)... lol

if they're seriously that stupid, give them my phone number :P

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2004, 01:59PM »
NISSAN VAG ?........................NISSA N PIMP ?........................NISSA N VIBRO ?
Take it to the limit - take it to the track.
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2004, 03:31PM »
honda PMS
And there's not much I can say
But we miss you every day
And I'm bitter 'cause it's unfair
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2004, 03:35PM »
the nissan Moody

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The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so f**king temperamental.

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2004, 03:35PM »
the doors have a silk lining so that you can slip in quickly, easily & painlessly.

the gearstick comes with 2 x D size batteries

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2004, 03:37PM »
the gearstick comes with 2 x D size batteries

lol, thats funny man

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The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so f**king temperamental.

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2004, 03:50PM »
eh. i didnt think it was. i'm just being a smartarse.. like err.. here's another one.. the seats have a sphagnum core (or however you spell it)

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2004, 03:54PM »
the car wont start when its not getting its own way
it controls wat plays on the radio
if it dosent like where your goin, it ignores u till u go somewhere it wants
And there's not much I can say
But we miss you every day
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2004, 04:01PM »
the paint (make up) will run when it rains. it also comes with the options of no paint, just the right amount of paint, or waaaaaaay too much paint.

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2004, 04:17PM »
an even more exciting feature, when something is wrong with the car, it will never tell you what's actually wrong. sometimes it just won't start. other times it will keep going saying nothing until it all just blows up.
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2004, 04:23PM »
it will backfire when it thinks your not in earshot and then claim that it didnt.

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2004, 06:16PM »
it has numerous amounts of mirros inside the car so the female driver can take her eyes off the road, swearve into oncoming traffic while making sure she looks fine.

the automated driving asks where u want to go then ignores the answer and then complains after that u took it too a crappy place even though it chose the place to go


i got a name for it. the Honda Abazure (thats bitch in japanese)
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2004, 01:36AM »
the nissan TART ,

doesnt care who drives it , runs on alcohol , its cheap and really opens up when you put your foot down.
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2004, 09:06AM »
Well this has turned into a damn funny thread... I want FANC_ME to have some input in this :D
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2004, 11:07AM »
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you.....

THE "DAIHATSU RAGS"

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2004, 12:43PM »
all good stuff guys...............bloody funny.............but yeah where's the female input?
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2004, 01:08PM »
How many spares does it come with? Does it also have instuctions on how to put them on?  ::)

Is the gear stick detachable  :)
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2004, 03:20PM »
in addition to this, the car also has THE most impossible-to-find set of keys in automotive history. it seems that whenever dropped into a handbag, they shrink to microscopic size!
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2004, 05:27PM »
The car will often go for rides by itelf when you are not around to take it for one

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2004, 05:30PM »
ooh thats harsh hehe..


the car will tell you it wants you to take it for a ride, but then its actually just using you to get from one place to the other and the original offer of a ride was just a ploy

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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2004, 05:33PM »
every 4 weeks or so, the car simply won't budge without a lot of coaxing... and chocolate.

vanity mirrors come as standard, however rearview and side mirrors are optional.
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2004, 08:56PM »
ROFLMAO this thread has made my boring school day go so fast  ;D
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Re: 2-door Jap Hatch. Name for it?
« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2004, 09:18PM »
The car has been made so simple to drive, men are unable to drive it because its too easy!  :)
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