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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #330 on: Dec 13, 2006, 10:10PM »
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The old USSR had a single time zone. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin much like a sundial.
Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
Moscow Time?
Comrade Time?
In the end they all agreed.
Hammer Time.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #331 on: Dec 13, 2006, 10:22PM »
get one up ya! ::)

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #332 on: Dec 13, 2006, 11:34PM »
what sort of bait do you recommend?

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #333 on: Dec 14, 2006, 09:22AM »
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The old USSR had a single time zone. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin much like a sundial.
Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
Moscow Time?
Comrade Time?
In the end they all agreed.
Hammer Time.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #334 on: Dec 14, 2006, 11:03AM »
he should stop posting in threads that have been dead for about a year.
Who's "he" and what thread was over a year old?? :S
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #335 on: Dec 14, 2006, 11:08AM »
Did you hear the one about the thumbtack and the bundy bottle?

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #336 on: Dec 14, 2006, 12:04PM »
haha yeah i heard that one. was good.

wait....
The old USSR had a single time zone. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin much like a sundial.
Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
Moscow Time?
Comrade Time?
In the end they all agreed.
Hammer Time.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #337 on: Dec 14, 2006, 12:05PM »
Tack and the bundy bear????

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #338 on: Dec 14, 2006, 01:24PM »
Boy did he get a nasty surprise!  ;D

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #339 on: Dec 14, 2006, 02:31PM »
yeah he sure did. guess i shoulda made sure mum wasnt home. oops.
The old USSR had a single time zone. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin much like a sundial.
Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
Moscow Time?
Comrade Time?
In the end they all agreed.
Hammer Time.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #340 on: Dec 14, 2006, 05:29PM »
the down hill slide continues

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #341 on: Dec 14, 2006, 06:16PM »
Just when I thought my sticky lifter problem was fixed, BAM it's back, stickier, tickier and as painfull to here as before.

I can almost hear my money running out of my wallet.  >:( >:(

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #342 on: Dec 14, 2006, 06:28PM »
look im sorry ok! i cant help it! im addicted to paper mache!

im so ashamed.


im not really addicted to paper mache. its too er... gooey for my liking. im not gonna admit my addiction here. :P
The old USSR had a single time zone. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin much like a sundial.
Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
Moscow Time?
Comrade Time?
In the end they all agreed.
Hammer Time.

the thumbtack corporation tm is not responsible for any injuries incurred as a result of thumbtack. any resemblance to any stationery, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #343 on: Dec 14, 2006, 07:09PM »
 :o

You aren't addicted to paper mache? Why didn't you tell me this earlier?!
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #344 on: Dec 14, 2006, 08:07PM »
uh.... because.... of the umbrella
The old USSR had a single time zone. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin much like a sundial.
Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
Moscow Time?
Comrade Time?
In the end they all agreed.
Hammer Time.

the thumbtack corporation tm is not responsible for any injuries incurred as a result of thumbtack. any resemblance to any stationery, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #345 on: Dec 14, 2006, 08:19PM »
apparently they now make paper mache 'toys'...

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #346 on: Dec 14, 2006, 09:12PM »
Like matchbox cars?  ::)

Paper mache cars would suck, they'd melt everytime it rained.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #347 on: Dec 15, 2006, 04:28PM »
apparently they now make paper mache 'toys'...

I think he might mean other 'toys'.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #348 on: Dec 15, 2006, 08:32PM »
hrm. I made paper mache stuff when i was 6  :-X

my lifters tick as well, esp. bad as i had an overheating prob, which made them louder. not useful when people come to look at it to potentially buy >:(

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #349 on: Dec 15, 2006, 10:18PM »
oops I read and didn't reply. silly me  :P
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #350 on: Dec 15, 2006, 10:30PM »
lol

anyone know where i can get a blow up llama from?  ;)

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #351 on: Dec 15, 2006, 11:00PM »
Try a sex shop? They apparently have blow up sheep.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #352 on: Dec 15, 2006, 11:18PM »
Why sheep Jono :P Dont tell me your hinting to something about another culture? Well i thought i would inform you all it is 6 days until i get my P's. Im such a prick. My car is also being sprayed blue. The end.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #353 on: Dec 15, 2006, 11:23PM »
Well it was one of those stupid gifts you buy for people who you don't know what to get for them... until Ka-Bluey caught sight of it and decided it was better off living with him :P
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #354 on: Dec 16, 2006, 01:01AM »
Thats gayer than Ben Hur.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #355 on: Dec 16, 2006, 12:15PM »
Video being uploaded as we speak!  :o

Now, its small, its crappy... and not as good as i expected... but we'll see by the reviews! :P

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Damned you tube and its shiiite....  >:(

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #356 on: Dec 16, 2006, 12:55PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb5kQ9E8_xM

Bah. Repost cause i cant edit... Pffttt...


Enjoy maybe?  :-\

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #357 on: Dec 16, 2006, 04:27PM »
haha i like it  ;D



btw.... i was just thinking, when you read two pages does that count as two views???
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #358 on: Dec 16, 2006, 05:43PM »
Went to a baptism today and it inspired me to write a cinfession.

The last two times I have viewed trhis popst I have not replied. ;D


sory about the spelling but I am eating pizza while typoing.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #359 on: Dec 16, 2006, 08:36PM »
Very nice by the big E! Now tis only 5 days until my P's. And today i decided on some 17 inch rims for it. I am happy indeed.
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