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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #210 on: Dec 4, 2006, 09:02PM »
ed you're starting to sound like my schools car stories  :P
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #211 on: Dec 4, 2006, 09:04PM »
the impotent adelaide oval pitch - pringles fault

Australia not thrashing the poms - pringles fault

complicated chicks - pringles fault

mobile phone bills because of said wimmenz - pringles fault

pringles faultiness - pringles fault


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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #212 on: Dec 4, 2006, 09:31PM »
Me zapping AND burning myself while working on my car stereo because the battery was still connected..... pringles fault.



(never work on you car tired and always remember to disconnect the negative when working with the electrics)
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #213 on: Dec 4, 2006, 09:52PM »
(never work on you car tired and always remember to disconnect the negative when working with the electrics)

Bah... that's me every day at work  :P
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #214 on: Dec 4, 2006, 09:57PM »
Pringles fault.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #215 on: Dec 4, 2006, 10:10PM »
but does your arm tingle for quite some time afterwards?

thank god my elbow was resting on teh chasis otherwise i would've copped 400amps (is this right?) through the heart... as it was my left arm.... and JUST before the fuse on my 4awg wire from the battery ( i was tkaing out the power wire) so i copped the full force of the battery - not fun. Then the alan key i was holding turned red hot :(

how do you feel knowing this is all your fault pringles? :P
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #216 on: Dec 4, 2006, 10:50PM »
Umm... have you got any cuts on your hands?

The most I ever get is a tingly feeling where my skin is touching metal.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #217 on: Dec 5, 2006, 07:41AM »
Hehehehehe tingly hehehe
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #218 on: Dec 5, 2006, 10:45AM »
haha... no cuts, but i had just washed my hands - lmao .... as i said don't work on your car when ur tired.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #219 on: Dec 5, 2006, 10:54AM »
Got popped once by a bad GM HEI coil knocked me right on my ass...you don't mind if it's your fault, do you pringle?

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #220 on: Dec 5, 2006, 11:28AM »
Moo, stupid having to reply when reading
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #221 on: Dec 5, 2006, 12:06PM »
vegemite and cheese sangas are the best
The old USSR had a single time zone. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin much like a sundial.
Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
Moscow Time?
Comrade Time?
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #222 on: Dec 5, 2006, 12:09PM »
Or... Frozen Cokes. Im hungry and thirsty. I passed my driving final drive thingo today. 89%. Shockn
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #223 on: Dec 5, 2006, 12:22PM »
Banana + Nuttella > All
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #224 on: Dec 5, 2006, 01:12PM »
aids are ..... well you know whos fault.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #225 on: Dec 5, 2006, 02:02PM »
aids are ..... well you know whos fault.

not really, could you elaborate?

(wild guess would be thumbtack and/or noss?)

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #226 on: Dec 5, 2006, 03:16PM »
noss ftw
The old USSR had a single time zone. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin much like a sundial.
Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
Moscow Time?
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In the end they all agreed.
Hammer Time.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #227 on: Dec 5, 2006, 03:52PM »
Here we go,

A man from Sydney Australia (possibly pringles) dropped his keys in a portable toilet became stuck in the facilities while trying to rescue them. He hollered for help for 45 minutes, and eventually children playing in a nearby field heard his cries and alerted their parents. Police were forced to demolish the portable toilet to extricate the man, who had been standing in the redolent muck without his shoes or pants for an hour and a half. Doctors treated him for cuts and bruises, and removed the toilet seat wedged around his hips. We speculate that his ego may never recover its original size.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #228 on: Dec 5, 2006, 08:09PM »
Pringles lives in Brisbane... but it could be his fault that the guy dropped his keys in the loo.

You ask how? Pringles might have burst in through the door shocking the guy into inadvertently losing his pants into the poopy reservoir of said portaloo.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #229 on: Dec 5, 2006, 09:53PM »
Of course its his fault. Hes Pringles remember.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #230 on: Dec 5, 2006, 10:06PM »
ignore me, i forgot bout this and now i have to reply again lol
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #231 on: Dec 5, 2006, 11:54PM »
and that is my fault?

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #232 on: Dec 6, 2006, 11:58AM »
If you want it to be. But Pringles is always there
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #233 on: Dec 6, 2006, 08:04PM »
Dismantle a disposable camera with a flash.

Charge it up, and attach two leads on both sides of the xenon flash tube. Grab one end with one hand, and touch the other!

WEEEEE!

If you want to take it a step further, get a daisy chain of ur mates, each holding hands (5 is a good number) and get each end to touch the contacts.

An excellent way to get charged before an exam, or, to pass the time.

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And dont be [language filter smackdown] about it, and just do it. Ive done it like a 100 times, and im fine.  :D

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #234 on: Dec 6, 2006, 09:58PM »
will do!  ;D
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #235 on: Dec 6, 2006, 10:06PM »
take a vid of you doing that and entertain us

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #236 on: Dec 7, 2006, 12:53AM »
Better yet, lick the ignition lead on your mower while it's running. ::)
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #237 on: Dec 7, 2006, 07:35AM »
I know nothing about electricy charging me up lol, but ive heard toasters and knives dont go well, or powerpoints and knives at that ;)
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #238 on: Dec 7, 2006, 04:47PM »
electrical is ouchies.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #239 on: Dec 7, 2006, 05:00PM »
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