This should probably be in the jokes section but the non victorians on the site probably wouldn't appreciate it as much
The general Managers of Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX(Queensland), Carlton (Victoria) were at a national beer conference.
They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.
The president of Tooheys says without hesitation "I'll have a Tooheys New."
The president of XXXX proudly says "I'll have a XXXX Gold, the King of Beers!"
The bloke from Carlton glances at his lunch mates and says, "I'll have a diet coke."
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.
He just shrugs and says, "Well if you blokes aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."
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