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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #900 on: Jun 21, 2007, 12:25AM »
Thats lies hoyt.

Your getting ur post count up... so u can... um... post....

I dunno.

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Made me laugh and then some.


Maybe this would be more suited in another thread? Perhaps  -   Would You Hit it?

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #901 on: Jun 21, 2007, 02:11AM »
hahaahahaha one of those thing you know you should laugh at but meh
id hit it...but i hear they've already been done mate.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #902 on: Jun 21, 2007, 10:21AM »
nah i wasnt lying .
getting my post count up so i can post
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #903 on: Jun 21, 2007, 07:49PM »
your gay, thats what ben. no need to say it again.  ;D
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #904 on: Jun 21, 2007, 07:59PM »
umm. no i dont think so

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #906 on: Jun 21, 2007, 08:36PM »
great thread. :P
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #907 on: Jun 21, 2007, 08:38PM »
ed thats fucken hilarious. i <3 you man! lol
The old USSR had a single time zone. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin much like a sundial.
Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
Moscow Time?
Comrade Time?
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Hammer Time.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #908 on: Jun 22, 2007, 05:07PM »
lol.....Vhoyt is moderated.... ;D

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #909 on: Jun 30, 2007, 03:27PM »
post...


random mine rant WHY THE [FILTERED] DO I ALL OF A SUDDEN HAVE NEG KARMA.... /RANT

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #910 on: Jun 30, 2007, 04:08PM »
would wory about it bloke, it doesnt really hold much value these days, just means you pissed off someone :P

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #911 on: Jun 30, 2007, 08:55PM »
nah its more that i come back after being away for a while and i have it??? i havnt been here to piss someone off?!?
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #912 on: Jun 30, 2007, 08:55PM »
actually i changed my mind.... im over it....
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #913 on: Jun 30, 2007, 09:25PM »
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #914 on: Jul 1, 2007, 03:00AM »
ummmm wtf?
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #915 on: Jul 1, 2007, 07:56AM »
nuts
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #916 on: Jul 1, 2007, 04:40PM »
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #917 on: Jul 2, 2007, 06:51PM »
My '' ky has worn out... did you know '' is th most commonly usd lttr in th nglish languag?
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #918 on: Jul 2, 2007, 07:48PM »
why did some one go and post in here. i gots the email and opened it know i have to post
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #919 on: Jul 3, 2007, 08:37PM »
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #920 on: Jul 3, 2007, 10:49PM »
RANDOM FACTS:

-The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

-The Titanic's fourth funnel, the one furthest back, was fake

-Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

-A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

-The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English
Dictionary, is "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilic ovolcanoconiosis"

-Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los
Angeles de Porciuncula."

-An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

-The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II
killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

-The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated
that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

-'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

-All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

-No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times.

-Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

-Vincent Van Gogh only sold 1 painting his whole life and that was to his brother!

-Red is the most commonly colored vehical involved in accidents each year

-Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

-Marriage makes a woman more likely to become depressed and a man less likel

-When badminton was invented in India, it was known as poona

-There are 1000 different chemicals in a cup of coffee.

-The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows, shaved eyebrows were a fad when she was painted.

-When you use the breaks on your car, they generate enought heat to warm your house

-By the time he died in 1910, the king of Siam had fathered 370 children.

-The fine for leaving a public toilet unflushed in Singapore is $150

-Men are more likely than women to run stop lights.

-Women are more likely to switch lanes without signaling than men.

-Reindeer like to eat bananas.


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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #921 on: Jul 3, 2007, 11:31PM »
come on people  920 post   to      10106 views     Last post   by you
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #922 on: Jul 6, 2007, 12:35AM »
wow, have we only reached 920 posts... damn... i post here everytime im on almost...
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #923 on: Jul 8, 2007, 04:45AM »
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #924 on: Jul 8, 2007, 02:46PM »
RANDOM FACTS:

-The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated
that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.


Actually thats wrong, it was derived from a process within brewing beer, ill see if i can find the actual details

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #925 on: Jul 9, 2007, 02:33AM »
In England, before the advent of thermometers, bar-tenders used to stick their thumbs in a beer to ensure its coldness. It is also said that it was standard practice at this time to stick one's thumb into the boiled wort to ensure that it wasn't too hot to accommodate the yeast.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #926 on: Jul 9, 2007, 01:03PM »
^^^ thats what i was talking about  ;) good work Byas

Its silly to think that you couldnt beat you wife with anything wider than you thumb  :D :D

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #927 on: Jul 9, 2007, 03:30PM »
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #928 on: Jul 9, 2007, 06:22PM »
I just spent the last 20 mins staring at andy's (imaspy) avatar....

Good get andy. I love that clip!

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #929 on: Jul 9, 2007, 08:03PM »
wow............ really............... wow................... that gif could rule the world
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