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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #300 on: Dec 11, 2006, 11:59PM »
:o wtf is going on here!! kfc and jelly wat are u talkin about bill*69
It appears to me that i am talking about... KFC AND JELLY, U TWAT :P


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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #301 on: Dec 12, 2006, 12:15AM »
stop saying kfc and jelly in the same sentence your making me feel sick. :-X

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #302 on: Dec 12, 2006, 09:34AM »
whats wrong with saying kfc and jelly


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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #303 on: Dec 12, 2006, 10:04AM »
Nothing wrong as long as its's in sandwich form (Pringles invention)

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #304 on: Dec 12, 2006, 11:06AM »
Went into Autobarn today. Ben is gay. Hey hey hey.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #305 on: Dec 12, 2006, 04:50PM »
Was at work on Sat night, red bull was there and so was Audi with a new Audi Q7 twin turbo diesel. Thats not the good bit.

One of the red bull girls was piosing over the bonnet of the red bull mini, she was subsequently spotted and we all cheared, she went bright red and went into hiding.











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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #306 on: Dec 12, 2006, 05:44PM »
Avatar theft results in capital punishment in some countries.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #307 on: Dec 12, 2006, 07:19PM »
307 - 954....


What a sorry excuse for an effort....  ::)

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #308 on: Dec 12, 2006, 07:31PM »
i own a few of those  954....but not many

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #309 on: Dec 12, 2006, 07:42PM »
This is not my 4000th post... my 4000th post will not be made in this thread, and if I have to I will break the rules of this thread to ensure that does not happen.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #310 on: Dec 12, 2006, 09:05PM »
Avatar theft results in capital punishment in some countries.
Yeah, i vote kill him. Hes already pinched mine, now hes onto yours. MUST KILL!

307 - 954....


What a sorry excuse for an effort....  ::)
Yeah we suck hey. Who could it possible be, we are about 150 short, allowing for 2 reads per post due to redirection.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #311 on: Dec 12, 2006, 09:17PM »
could watch and see who's reading the post at the top. that would involve replying alot. Then killing someone.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #312 on: Dec 12, 2006, 09:40PM »
And then eating tickets to the telephone match on the fire day.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #313 on: Dec 12, 2006, 09:59PM »
you know whats a funny word. squat. and wad. funny words
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #314 on: Dec 12, 2006, 10:06PM »
I wish i was a fire extinguisher. Im asleep for my whole life until i get to put out. None of this living bullshit.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #315 on: Dec 12, 2006, 10:09PM »
only down side is that as soon as you put out some guy fills you up.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #316 on: Dec 12, 2006, 10:10PM »
Who said it has to be a guy. Maybe all we see is the gay side of things? I hope not!
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #317 on: Dec 12, 2006, 10:12PM »
just expressing the worse case scenario.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #318 on: Dec 12, 2006, 10:13PM »
This is not my 4000th post... my 4000th post will not be made in this thread, and if I have to I will break the rules of this thread to ensure that does not happen.
YOU DARE NOT TO BREAK THE RULES OF THIS THREAD! EVIL SHALL BE CAST UPON YOU!

just expressing the worse case scenario.
Fair enough. In my world the glass is half full... Here i come hot fire extinguisher filler upperer lady! :D
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #319 on: Dec 12, 2006, 10:28PM »
on the other hand you could be a fire extinguisher in the male changerooms somewhere. then you're fucked. screwed to the wall.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #320 on: Dec 13, 2006, 01:05AM »
But what if you were a female fire extinguisher?  ::)
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #321 on: Dec 13, 2006, 09:51AM »
then she'd be too hot to put the fire out :P hehehe
The old USSR had a single time zone. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin much like a sundial.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #322 on: Dec 13, 2006, 10:11AM »
then she'd be too hot to put the fire out :P hehehe
Oh well, just means i get to give her 100% and more :P
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #323 on: Dec 13, 2006, 06:53PM »
ah but some guys are hot too  :P
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #324 on: Dec 13, 2006, 07:49PM »
you made me reply to that?!
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #325 on: Dec 13, 2006, 08:10PM »
he should stop posting in threads that have been dead for about a year.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #326 on: Dec 13, 2006, 08:22PM »
4001st post wiggas

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #327 on: Dec 13, 2006, 09:05PM »
spanish mackrel are on the move ive heard

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #328 on: Dec 13, 2006, 09:52PM »
So are the ice bergs, or at least they were...

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #329 on: Dec 13, 2006, 10:04PM »
spanish mackrel are on the move ive heard

what sort of bait do you recommend?