Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the plane.
> Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the
> other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
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> Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
> cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers
> begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this
> is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves
> faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the
> window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of
> the airport.
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> As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the
> water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts
> smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little
> sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in
> the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
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> In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and
> says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late
> and we're all gonna fuckin' die."
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Topic: flying blind (Read 1138 times)