A man wanted to impress his wife by getting a penis enlargement. So he went to the local Doctors surgery and the doc said that there is a new surgery where they graft a baby elephant
TRUNK. The guy still being keen on the surgery didnt ask about any side affects.... After the surgery was a success the man took his wife out to dinner to celebrate (she at this stage was still unaware of the surgery). At dinner the mans penis came out of his trousers grabbed around on the table, picked up a bun and quickly returned. His wife being very shocked asked "wat the hell was that hunny?", the man with an uncomfortable smile on his face said, " i dont kno?". Anyway they continued their dinner and moments later his penis came out again, this time taking slighty longer to find a bun, grabbed one and returned. This time his wife realised wat it was, and asked "how did u do that? do it again" again the husband with an uncomfortable smile said, "id love to babe, but i dont htink i can fit another bun up my arse!!"