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Genie
« on: Mar 26, 2004, 03:46PM »
A man walks into a bar an sees a man with a perfectly normal body but has the smallest head (golf ball size)

So they are talkin and the guy with the small heads says "you lookin at it arent you"
The other guy goes "nah nah nah"
So he says "ill tell you the story, i was stuck on a deserted island when i stumble across an old vase/pot so i and out came a genie -  a fine lookin genie. She gave me three wishes. My first wish was to get off the island, she did that without a fuss, the second wish was to be rich and great, she completed that wish successfully me last wish was to have sex with her, she says no no no that would break the genie code so i say how about a little head".

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Re: Genie
« Reply #1 on: Mar 26, 2004, 03:51PM »
everyone knows you have to be careful what you wish for!!
Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

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Re: Genie
« Reply #2 on: Mar 26, 2004, 03:58PM »
i wish for a lot of head then. hrmm, maybe that could backfire too..

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Re: Genie
« Reply #3 on: Mar 27, 2004, 10:20AM »
rofl thats good
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Re: Genie
« Reply #4 on: Mar 27, 2004, 02:03PM »
i wish for.................wat every male wishes for.......twins.
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