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EASIEST WAY TO BEAT A SPEEDING TICKET
« on: Mar 17, 2004, 01:45AM »
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too
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Re: EASIEST WAY TO BEAT A SPEEDING TICKET
« Reply #1 on: Mar 17, 2004, 11:08AM »
haha I think I remember seeing that one a couple of months ago... still good though :D
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Re: EASIEST WAY TO BEAT A SPEEDING TICKET
« Reply #2 on: Mar 17, 2004, 11:17AM »
for those that missed this last year or whenever it was floating around the internet, its also in relation on how to avoid speeding tickets.. have a listen, its an absolute pisser..

http://www.antrx.com/ryan/temp/iroc.mp3
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Re: EASIEST WAY TO BEAT A SPEEDING TICKET
« Reply #3 on: Mar 17, 2004, 11:22AM »
hahaha  thats classic, if only it would work
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Re: EASIEST WAY TO BEAT A SPEEDING TICKET
« Reply #4 on: Mar 17, 2004, 05:01PM »
"ur busting me because i got a sweet ride.."  :'(
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Re: EASIEST WAY TO BEAT A SPEEDING TICKET
« Reply #5 on: Mar 18, 2004, 09:12AM »
I thought radars worked BY reflecting off the vehicle, shows how much I know.
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Re: EASIEST WAY TO BEAT A SPEEDING TICKET
« Reply #6 on: Mar 18, 2004, 09:26AM »
speaking of radar guns, i was driving along a little bit of twisty rd near my house & at the end of it, there was this supsicious looking vy commodore parked on the side of the road, i was going the speed limit anyway, but the copper was sitting the the seat with it laid back like he just came from fooly sik'r suburb and he had the radar gun just pointing over his shoulder, he wasnt even looking. arent there particular guidelines that you're supposed to use when it comes to radar guns?
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Re: EASIEST WAY TO BEAT A SPEEDING TICKET
« Reply #7 on: Mar 18, 2004, 02:04PM »
I read somewhere about some crazy guy who painted his car with RAM paint (radar absorbent material).  The same paint they use on the F-117 / B-2 / F-22.

How dumb is that!
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Re: EASIEST WAY TO BEAT A SPEEDING TICKET
« Reply #8 on: Mar 18, 2004, 02:25PM »
you would be better off getting caught speeding several times and paying the fines
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Re: EASIEST WAY TO BEAT A SPEEDING TICKET
« Reply #9 on: Mar 18, 2004, 03:16PM »
bahaha both the iroc and this thing are funny. btw just in case u didnt realise they NEVA wax a stealth plane.
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Re: EASIEST WAY TO BEAT A SPEEDING TICKET
« Reply #10 on: Mar 18, 2004, 11:58PM »
holy shit that iroc guy is a fuckin idiot

i cant believe he actually expected ppl to believe that bs
im up the bit where he hangs up what a fool
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Re: EASIEST WAY TO BEAT A SPEEDING TICKET
« Reply #11 on: Mar 19, 2004, 02:09PM »
this bloke is fully shit... iroc camaro and this that.. wat a blow ass bull shit artist...

my 120Y datto is polished everday and its got 13B and the cop radar is always wrong cos its got a special kind of metal..

go the latino giving him shit...
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Re: EASIEST WAY TO BEAT A SPEEDING TICKET
« Reply #12 on: Mar 19, 2004, 02:51PM »
the dj guy could hav shut him down so bad wen he said that bit about the "special kind of metal" as he had been shitting on about how its coz it was polished every day then that caller said that so he made up a new story bout his metal... this is starting to piss me off i must go and ramble somewhere else
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Re: EASIEST WAY TO BEAT A SPEEDING TICKET
« Reply #13 on: Mar 20, 2004, 07:09PM »
And there ya go... i always thought that the easiest way was to simply not speed...
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