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My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« on: Mar 3, 2004, 12:14AM »
JOKE1

Q)Whats Big Yellow and lives in a tree?
A)A Bulldozer
Q)Whats Big Yellow and lives in the corner?
A)A Naughty Bulldozer

JOKE2

Q) Why'd the Koala fall out of the tree?
A)it was hit by a fridge
Q)Why'd the 2nd Koala fall out of the tree?
A)It was hit by the 1st Koala
Q)Why'd the 3rd Koala fall out of the tree?
A)It thought it was a game and joined in
Q)Why'd The Wombat Die?
A)It was crushed by 3 falling Koalas and a fridge

theres me current 2 fave jokes
Have a great day all
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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #1 on: Mar 3, 2004, 03:58PM »
unconventional.
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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #2 on: Mar 6, 2004, 12:21PM »
how and why would a bulldozer live in a tree?
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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #3 on: Mar 6, 2004, 02:17PM »
And how is a fridge going to hit a koala up in a tree?
werd  :o
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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #4 on: Mar 6, 2004, 02:20PM »
Quote from: TasR.X on Mar  6, 2004, 12:21PM
how and why would a bulldozer live in a tree?

Isnt it obvious, because they spend all day knocking them down, they feel really bad so they go and sleep in them at night-time......

Everyone knows that.........!!
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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #5 on: Mar 6, 2004, 04:16PM »
Yeh, those jokes are wasted on me... But got one for yas...

Q: Why did the wog die??
A: Coz he was fully siiiik mate...

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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #6 on: Mar 6, 2004, 04:54PM »
my kinda jokes, good shit.

they are not meant to have meaning....geeeezzzz.

Q: what is 2 foot high and cant fit through a door?
A: a baby with a javelin through its head...
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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #7 on: Mar 6, 2004, 05:39PM »
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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #8 on: Mar 6, 2004, 05:42PM »
lol ziin
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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #9 on: Mar 7, 2004, 12:54AM »
LOL sharmo, i love it
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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #10 on: Mar 9, 2004, 01:56PM »
there not meant to have meaning, there stupid, but highly amusing.
eg
wats blue and lies at the bottom of a pool?
answer: a dead baby

wat red and spins around making a humming noise?
answer: dead baby in a microwave

very lame i know, but 99% of the time ya here em when ya drunk so.....
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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #11 on: Mar 10, 2004, 09:22AM »
hahaha the microwave one made me laugh but the otha one didnt... doesnt make sense! my mind is broken

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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #12 on: Mar 10, 2004, 07:43PM »
q: whats blue and thrashes around on the floor?
a: a baby in a plastic bag.
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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #13 on: Mar 11, 2004, 08:18AM »
lol gold
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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #14 on: Mar 11, 2004, 08:31AM »
NICE!!!!

another baby one... *gasp

whats the differnt between a truck load of babys and a truckload of sand??

you cant empty a truckload of sand with a pitchfork!!!!


lol i know its bad but hey.....
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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #15 on: Mar 11, 2004, 03:29PM »
Baby jokes eyy... i get told them all the time but dont find them even mildly amusing

Q: How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
A: Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Q: What's more fun than spinning a baby on clothes line?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: How do you spoil a baby?
A: Leave it out in the sun.

Q: How do you get a dead baby across the street?
A: Staple it to a chicken.

Q: What's sicker than driving over a baby?
A: Skidding
Q: What's even sicker?
A: Picking it out of the tires
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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #16 on: Mar 31, 2004, 10:45AM »
Q. wats 2 foot tall, red and silver??
A. A baby with folks in its eyes
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Re: My 2 Fave Jokes that i can rember
« Reply #17 on: Mar 31, 2004, 10:52AM »
wow this thread is bad

but while im here ill get some of my fav jokes out

How Do You Commit Suicide??

Run Through An Ethiopian Village With  A Cream Bun Tied To Your Head


How Many Ethiopians Fit In A Shower??

None. They All Fall Down The Drain

Gee I love ethiopian jokes !!!!!!;)
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