i was driving to work this morning at about 6:15 and i got about 50 metres up my street before my horn beeped quickly by itself.
'thats odd' i thought, but i kept driving. In the next street the horn beeped twice quickly, i was starting to get worried at this point but kept on driving anyway.
about a minute later the horn went off again, but didnt stop, however a good pounding set it straight.
By now i had started hit hit a bit of traffic, and the horn starts going nuts with long and short bursts but no amount of pounding would stop it
highly embarrassed i continued to drive and look for a side street which i could turn into to rectify the problem, luckily the horn had stopped by now. I was getting incredibly annoyed, and felt sorry for the poor bastards that were sleeping in the houses of the street i was on. I decided that the best course of action was to rip out the fuse. As soon as i pulled the fuse cover off the damn thing went off again in an unrelenting fashion, i located the fuse, and had a few futile attempts at removing it by hand. with the horn still going off i ran to the boot where i had my screwdriver set, i picked my weapons of choice (the 2 big fuck off slotted ones) and scurried around to the front. With almost surgeon like precision i placed one either side and extracted it
(ok i lied, i jabbed them there and fucking ripped the thing out of the socket, sending it flying onto the road at my feet))
relieved, i high tailed it out of the suburb i had awoken.