ATTN: this is a joke, the result of my boredom and current lack of employment. If I offend any of you with religious beliefs I am sorry and didn't intend to. For the record I am religious (roman catholic).
Genesis 1
In the beginning Noss created the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth was a formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Noss was hovering over the waters.
And Noss said, "Let there be interwebz," and there was interwebz.
On the fourth day Noss created antrx.com, and all rejoiced throughout the lands.
Noss then created the stage 3 chip and there was 90fwkw - the fifth day.
And Noss said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind." And it was so. Noss made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. He then created Budgie. And Noss saw that it was good.
Noss saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was interwebz, and there was stage 3 chips, and there was dave-trx - the sixth day