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off topic => off topic discussion => Topic started by: Luke on Feb 27, 2008, 07:50PM
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Just thought I'd put it out there.
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All hail lord noss.
:D
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hard to argue with the truth :D
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We are one under Noss
In Noss we trust
The Father The Spirit and The Holy Noss
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Noss shall have vengeance on all those who betray him...
I'm in the clear ;D
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If god is an alien, then noss is god
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Noss loves us for who we are and plans our lives 4 us..
thats y he made the chips, he planed in our lives to by one!
which we do
means he earns money!
our god is sly lol
God/Noss sees all
even the midgets hahaha
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Everyone knows Noss doesnt exist.
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Everyone knows Noss doesnt exist.
Good point, although now the devil dave-trx is after you :o
Yes, that was a joke.
EDIT: Great thinking Luke, we really need one of these ::)
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it's in the signiture and now its offical
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jexion/Ganossha.jpg)
Om Shree GaNOSSha Namaha...!
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Fucking. ROFL.
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ATTN: this is a joke, the result of my boredom and current lack of employment. If I offend any of you with religious beliefs I am sorry and didn't intend to. For the record I am religious (roman catholic).
Genesis 1
In the beginning Noss created the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth was a formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Noss was hovering over the waters.
And Noss said, "Let there be interwebz," and there was interwebz.
On the fourth day Noss created antrx.com, and all rejoiced throughout the lands.
Noss then created the stage 3 chip and there was 90fwkw - the fifth day.
And Noss said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind." And it was so. Noss made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. He then created Budgie. And Noss saw that it was good.
Noss saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was interwebz, and there was stage 3 chips, and there was dave-trx - the sixth day
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Hahahaha thats brilliant.
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Slight amendment jello my fellow noss worshipper:
Noss then created the stage 3 chip and there was 90fwkw - the fifth day.
And Noss said, "Let there be nawzzz. He then created Budgie. And Noss saw that it was good.
Noss saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was interwebz, and there was stage 3 chips, and there was dave-trx - the sixth day
And on the 7th day he watched midget pr0n.
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sticky this thread i must.
awesome teh it is.
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Om Shree GaNOSSha Namaha...!
GOLD!!! :D
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jexion/Ganossha.jpg)
Om Shree GaNOSSha Namaha...!
GOLD!!!
lol
And the all mighty noss said
LET THEIR BE JAIL BAIT!!!
but it was not so!
The jail bait were all midgets
So everyone left and went to Mr Admin house to watch SA Cruise 25 in HD
If you dont believe us that noss is god here is the proof!
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/Vithy06/asshatcopy.jpg)
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heheh. mount what-the-fuck-was-it cruise. andy broke down. there were clouds at the top. we took awesome photos in the clouds. good day.
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Noss isnt just god he is also the stig
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my children, i give thee divine knowledge of thy turbocharger and how art thou manipulate thy turbo to produce thou fine sweet ka24 love.
go forth and boost.
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my children, i give thee divine knowledge of thy turbocharger and how art thou manipulate thy turbo to produce thou fine sweet ka24 love.
go forth and boost.
Amen noss Amen
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Considering that when The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, he made mountains, trees and a midget, shouldn't noss be His Noodliness rather than God? :P
(http://www.venganza.org/him2.jpg)
And what happened to noss for PM? Separation of church and state, dammit!
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And what happened to noss for PM? Separation of church and state, dammit!
Theocracy FTW!!! ;D
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my children, i give thee divine knowledge of thy turbocharger and how art thou manipulate thy turbo to produce thou fine sweet ka24 love.
go forth and boost.
oh dear noss, thank you for providing us with this divine knowledge
now all i ask is that you grant me the ecstasy of it running well ;D
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oh dear noss, thank you for providing us with this divine knowledge
now all i ask is that you grant me the ecstasy of it running well ;D
you and me both! :P
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Goss is nod.
That is all.
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Goss is nod.
That is all.
Drunk post are nucking futs ;D
So is Noss
:P
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I wasn't drunk, however nearly comatose here at my desk at work. :D
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NOSS!! STRIKE ME DOWN O MIGHTY SMITER!!
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noss, touch my special place
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noss, touch my special place
your avatar seems to be telling me that he already is
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your avatar seems to be telling me that he already is
roffles, good call. ;D
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the antrx prayer
Noss grant me the serenity
to turbo the ka24e's that are not;
the boost to own the bogandores;
and wisdom to know the attesa.
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and wisdom to know the attesa.
a'men to that, god knows what I'd be driving around in if I hadn't found antrx!
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lol... this thread got stickied? mad!
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lol... this thread got stickied? mad!
Praise time is most important
to keep god happy we shall sacrifice the posts whores
to satify god the way no midget can!
Since south Australians are more beautiful XD
we shall sacrifice thee Bill69 as the first post whore offering!
then we shall all rejoice as God will shout us all petrol!
since he is pleased wid our offering!!
AMEN!
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to keep god happy we shall sacrifice the posts whores
Shouldn't we be sacrificing virgins?
...No wait. *runs* :D
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Shouldn't we be sacrificing virgins?
...No wait. *runs* :D
wat do virgins have to do wid the forum and pintaras :P lol
im not becomin a sacrific! lol
besides it gives us a reason to get rid of bill this way :P sucker hehe
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Fuck yall. :D
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LOOL