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off topic => off topic discussion => Topic started by: Luke on Feb 27, 2008, 07:50PM

Title: Noss is God!
Post by: Luke on Feb 27, 2008, 07:50PM
Just thought I'd put it out there.
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: SSS on Feb 27, 2008, 08:08PM
All hail lord noss.



 :D
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: JelloBello on Feb 27, 2008, 08:33PM
hard to argue with the truth  :D
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Post by: weasel on Feb 27, 2008, 08:35PM
We are one under Noss

In Noss we trust

The Father The Spirit and The Holy Noss
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: Unbalanced_ on Feb 27, 2008, 09:34PM
Noss shall have vengeance on all those who betray him...

I'm in the clear  ;D
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Post by: Budgie on Feb 27, 2008, 09:39PM
If god is an alien, then noss is god
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: Vithy on Feb 27, 2008, 09:49PM
Noss loves us for who we are and plans our lives 4 us..
thats y he made the chips, he planed in our lives to by one!
which we do
means he earns money!

our god is sly lol

God/Noss sees all
even the midgets hahaha
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: stretch on Feb 27, 2008, 10:13PM
Everyone knows Noss doesnt exist.
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: BILL*69 on Feb 27, 2008, 11:10PM
Everyone knows Noss doesnt exist.
Good point, although now the devil dave-trx is after you  :o

Yes, that was a joke.

EDIT: Great thinking Luke, we really need one of these  ::)
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: Pringles on Feb 28, 2008, 04:10AM
it's in the signiture and now its offical
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: Jecks on Feb 28, 2008, 07:27AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jexion/Ganossha.jpg)

Om Shree GaNOSSha Namaha...!
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: SSS on Feb 28, 2008, 08:39AM
Fucking. ROFL.
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: JelloBello on Feb 28, 2008, 12:19PM
ATTN: this is a joke, the result of my boredom and current lack of employment. If I offend any of you with religious beliefs I am sorry and didn't intend to. For the record I am religious (roman catholic).

Genesis 1

In the beginning Noss created the heavens and the earth.

Now the earth was a formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Noss was hovering over the waters.

And Noss said, "Let there be interwebz," and there was interwebz.

On the fourth day Noss created antrx.com, and all rejoiced throughout the lands.

Noss then created the stage 3 chip and there was 90fwkw - the fifth day.

And Noss said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind." And it was so. Noss made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. He then created Budgie. And Noss saw that it was good.

Noss saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was interwebz, and there was stage 3 chips, and there was dave-trx - the sixth day
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: stretch on Feb 28, 2008, 12:29PM
Hahahaha thats brilliant.
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Post by: SSS on Feb 28, 2008, 01:19PM
Slight amendment jello my fellow noss worshipper:

Noss then created the stage 3 chip and there was 90fwkw - the fifth day.

And Noss said, "Let there be nawzzz. He then created Budgie. And Noss saw that it was good.

Noss saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was interwebz, and there was stage 3 chips, and there was dave-trx - the sixth day

And on the 7th day he watched midget pr0n.
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: SSS on Feb 28, 2008, 01:21PM
sticky this thread i must.
awesome teh it is.
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Post by: Budgie on Feb 28, 2008, 06:08PM
Om Shree GaNOSSha Namaha...!

GOLD!!! :D
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: Vithy on Feb 28, 2008, 10:55PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jexion/Ganossha.jpg)

Om Shree GaNOSSha Namaha...!
GOLD!!!
lol

And the all mighty noss said
LET THEIR BE JAIL BAIT!!!
but it was not so!
The jail bait were all midgets
So everyone left and went to Mr Admin house to watch SA Cruise 25 in HD

If you dont believe us that noss is god here is the proof!
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/Vithy06/asshatcopy.jpg)
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: imaspy on Feb 28, 2008, 11:14PM
heheh. mount what-the-fuck-was-it cruise. andy broke down. there were clouds at the top. we took awesome photos in the clouds. good day.
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: Legend Killer on Feb 29, 2008, 02:13PM
Noss isnt just god he is also the stig
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Post by: noss on Feb 29, 2008, 03:12PM
my children, i give thee divine knowledge of thy turbocharger and how art thou manipulate thy turbo to produce thou fine sweet ka24 love.

go forth and boost.



Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: Vithy on Mar 2, 2008, 07:26PM
my children, i give thee divine knowledge of thy turbocharger and how art thou manipulate thy turbo to produce thou fine sweet ka24 love.

go forth and boost.





Amen noss Amen
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: SAIUN on Mar 2, 2008, 08:46PM
Considering that when The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, he made mountains, trees and a midget, shouldn't noss be His Noodliness rather than God?  :P

(http://www.venganza.org/him2.jpg)

And what happened to noss for PM? Separation of church and state, dammit!
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: Habibosaurus on Mar 2, 2008, 08:52PM
And what happened to noss for PM? Separation of church and state, dammit!

Theocracy FTW!!! ;D
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: DTM on Mar 3, 2008, 09:32AM
my children, i give thee divine knowledge of thy turbocharger and how art thou manipulate thy turbo to produce thou fine sweet ka24 love.

go forth and boost.





oh dear noss, thank you for providing us with this divine knowledge
now all i ask is that you grant me the ecstasy of it running well ;D
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: noss on Mar 3, 2008, 10:03AM
oh dear noss, thank you for providing us with this divine knowledge
now all i ask is that you grant me the ecstasy of it running well ;D

you and me both!  :P
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: SSS on Mar 3, 2008, 11:58AM
Goss is nod.

That is all.
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Post by: cruizer on Mar 3, 2008, 03:39PM
Goss is nod.

That is all.

Drunk post are nucking futs  ;D

So is Noss
 :P
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: SSS on Mar 4, 2008, 08:33AM
I wasn't drunk, however nearly comatose here at my desk at work.  :D
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: DTM on Mar 4, 2008, 03:42PM
NOSS!! STRIKE ME DOWN O MIGHTY SMITER!!
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: Pringles on Mar 5, 2008, 10:32PM
noss, touch my special place
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: Febrile on Mar 6, 2008, 04:48AM
noss, touch my special place


your avatar seems to be telling me that he already is
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: SSS on Mar 6, 2008, 11:58AM
your avatar seems to be telling me that he already is

roffles, good call. ;D
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: bones on Mar 9, 2008, 05:28PM
the antrx prayer

Noss grant me the serenity
to turbo the ka24e's that are not;
the boost to own the bogandores;
and wisdom to know the attesa.

Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: JelloBello on Mar 9, 2008, 05:43PM
and wisdom to know the attesa.

a'men to that, god knows what I'd be driving around in if I hadn't found antrx!
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: Byas on Mar 11, 2008, 11:05PM
lol... this thread got stickied? mad!
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: Vithy on Apr 9, 2008, 06:45PM
lol... this thread got stickied? mad!
Praise time is most important

to keep god happy we shall sacrifice the posts whores
to satify god the way no midget can!
Since south Australians are more beautiful XD
we shall sacrifice thee Bill69 as the first post whore offering!

then we shall all rejoice as God will shout us all petrol!
since he is pleased wid our offering!!

AMEN!
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: SAIUN on Apr 9, 2008, 09:41PM
to keep god happy we shall sacrifice the posts whores

Shouldn't we be sacrificing virgins?

...No wait. *runs*  :D
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: Vithy on Apr 9, 2008, 10:41PM
Shouldn't we be sacrificing virgins?

...No wait. *runs*  :D

wat do virgins have to do wid the forum and pintaras :P lol
im not becomin a sacrific! lol

besides it gives us a reason to get rid of bill this way :P sucker hehe
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: BILL*69 on Apr 9, 2008, 10:55PM
Fuck yall.  :D
Title: Re: Noss is God!
Post by: DTM on Apr 10, 2008, 10:56AM
LOOL