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off topic => jokes and other humour => Topic started by: ReDtRx on Jan 12, 2005, 09:11PM
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heres a few jokes guys, im half lebo and i reckon they grouse.
> > > Why do lebo's wear thick gold chains?....
> > > > > So they know where to stop shaving.
> > > > >
> > > > > How do you get a lebo out of a shower?....
> > > > > Turn it on
> > > > >
> > > > > What do you call a lebo on the moon?....
> > > > > A Problem
> > > > >
> > > > > Two lebo's on the moon?....
> > > > > A bigger problem
> > > > >
> > > > > Every lebo on the moon?....
> > > > > PROBLEM SOLVED
> > > > >
> > > > > What do you call a hot chick in Lebanon?....
> > > > > A tourist
> > > > >
> > > > > Who one the Lebanese beauty contest?....
> > > > > NO ONE
> > > > >
> > > > > What do you call three lebo's in the sauna?....
> > > > > Gorillas in the mist
> > > > >
> > > > > How many lebo's does it take to screw in a light bulb?....
> > > > > 10....
> > > > > 1 to screw it in and the other 9 to say sick mate
> > > > >
> > > > > Where do you hide money from a lebo?....
> > > > > Under some soap
> > > > >
> > > > > Why don't lebos where underwear?....
> > > > > Cause ADIDAS don't make them
> > > > >
> > > > > Why did the lebo cross the road?....
> > > > > To smash the chicken
> > > > >
> > > > > Why did fifty lebo's cross the road?....
> > > > > Because the chicken was smashing the lebo
> > > > >
> > > > > Why didn't the lebanese olympic boxing team compete in Sydney
> > > > > 2000?....
> > > > > They found out you have to fight one on one
8) 8) 8) hope you like.
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BAHAHAHA, fuking brilliant!!!!
i love it
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hahaha well done
especially the last one....
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haha yeah the laste one and the first ones that got anythin for me...
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lmfao!
thats some good material
atleast i know some new ones to get some lebanese mates of mine with :)
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all u motha fukin haters im a leb and u all are [language filter smackdown]ots how bout ill take u on since wen have u seen a lebo fight is it wen you get bashed from them u [language filter smackdown]ot shit every person dat likes dis has been bashed by a lebo dats y u all are haters ill kill everyone of u [i seem to suffer from tourettes]s
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all u motha fukin haters im a leb and u all are [language filter smackdown]ots how bout ill take u on since wen have u seen a lebo fight is it wen you get bashed from them u [language filter smackdown]ot shit every person dat likes dis has been bashed by a lebo dats y u all are haters ill kill everyone of u [i seem to suffer from tourettes]s
EPIC LOLZ!!!
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>:( awesome 1st post >:(
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all u motha fukin haters im a leb and u all are [language filter smackdown]ots how bout ill take u on since wen have u seen a lebo fight is it wen you get bashed from them u [language filter smackdown]ot shit every person dat likes dis has been bashed by a lebo dats y u all are haters ill kill everyone of u [i seem to suffer from tourettes]s
Ill fight you. May even throw a bar of soap your way. Maybe a few wax strips and some clip on brembo brake calipers for your fooly sic civic. [language filter smackdown]got
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HAHAHA!!