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Mr Honda
« on: Mar 22, 2004, 08:31AM »
Mr Honda, of the Honda Corporation, died and went to
heaven for judgment.

At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "since you've been such a
good man and your cars have changed the world, your reward
,you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
hang out with God. I have a question for Him.

St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

He then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"
God Said, "Ah, yes."

Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have
some major design flaws in your invention;
1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous,
and I don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs.

"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points "replied God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things
and waited for the results.

After a moment God said,
"Well, it may be true that my invention
seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are
riding my invention than yours."
 ;D

See that GP in that pic.. thats what i got ;)

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Re: Mr Honda
« Reply #1 on: Mar 22, 2004, 08:38AM »
heard it before, still funny, but it should be bikes not cars.

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Re: Mr Honda
« Reply #2 on: Mar 22, 2004, 08:51AM »
yeah i had two versions of it.. I hate bikes..

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Re: Mr Honda
« Reply #3 on: Mar 22, 2004, 08:58AM »
well the punch line doesnt work as well if you dont have it about bikes.

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Re: Mr Honda
« Reply #4 on: Mar 23, 2004, 06:07PM »
It was still funny imo....nice one EB (short for your name which is spelt too weird for me to type it :P)

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Re: Mr Honda
« Reply #5 on: Mar 23, 2004, 10:09PM »
lol.. EB.... the baybee bit blame my friend for .. instead of calling me baby he draws it out.. BAYYYYYYYYBEEEEEE
you could always just call me Ky or Kylie or Mum.. everyone else does.. :)

See that GP in that pic.. thats what i got ;)