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Offline chr1S

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« on: Mar 15, 2004, 04:52PM »
Sing to the tune of "My Name Is" by Eminem



"Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my KONIGs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?
Try NOS and get your motor F**ked up worse then mine is?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn, for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here ba$tard"! "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a F**k; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!

I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,
But dem damn V8 Ponies smoke me all the time.
99% of my crew I have to lie to, I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
F**k, even my Greddy decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!
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top the race, this car needs to be locked away.
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay.
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,
But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks b*tchin' on a front wheel drive.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner"
Don't let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you're crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you're lucky. Acquire wealth, and he thinks you're greedy. Pay no attention. He simply doesn't understand.

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to be fair, it wouldn't be ANTRX if we stayed on topic.

and if someone wasn't cranky at Chr1s for something he said...

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Re: :)
« Reply #1 on: Mar 15, 2004, 05:15PM »
hahahaha... Funny stuff dude!

I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do

pisser  ;D
Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad! Homer: Did you wreck the car? Bart: No. Homer: Did you raise the dead? Lisa: Yes. Homer: But the car's okay? Bart & Lisa: Uh-huh. Homer: All right then.

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Re: :)
« Reply #2 on: Mar 15, 2004, 05:42PM »
fckn awesome!!  ;D

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Re: :)
« Reply #3 on: Mar 15, 2004, 07:53PM »
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Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay.

fucking GOLD!!


hmm maybe we should have a rap thread in here. rap battles

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Re: :)
« Reply #4 on: Mar 20, 2004, 11:47PM »
hahahahahaha! THATS BLOODY AWSOME!

we need someone who can rap, and put that on a cd and take it to the world!
quote from my friend "my VN will kick your 4 cylinder car's ass, coz its a 6 cylinder" haha