> > > > >A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
> > > >everyone
> > > > >inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the
> > grief
> > > > >they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each,
before
> > > >they
> > > > >enter Paradise.
> > > > >
> > > > >They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I
> > > >want
> > > > >to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The
> > second
> > > > >one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another
> > snap
> > > >of
> > > > >His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but
> when
> > > >God
> > > > >is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing.
When
> > > >there
> > > > >are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing
> > his
> > > > >arse off.
> > > > >
> > > > >Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
> > > > >
> > > > >The guy calms down and says:" Make 'em all ugly again