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Offline HELLFAT

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Wicked Jokes
« on: Feb 24, 2004, 02:30PM »
> > > > >A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
> > > >everyone
> > > > >inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the
> > grief
> > > > >they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each,
before
> > > >they
> > > > >enter Paradise.
> > > > >
> > > > >They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I
> > > >want
> > > > >to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The
> > second
> > > > >one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another
> > snap
> > > >of
> > > > >His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but
> when
> > > >God
> > > > >is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing.
When
> > > >there
> > > > >are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing
> > his
> > > > >arse off.
> > > > >
> > > > >Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
> > > > >
> > > > >The guy calms down and says:" Make 'em all ugly again


« Last Edit: Feb 24, 2004, 03:23PM by HELLFAT »

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Re: Wicked Jokes
« Reply #1 on: Feb 24, 2004, 05:32PM »
there are too many similar ones too that joke that ive seen

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Re: Wicked Jokes
« Reply #2 on: Feb 25, 2004, 12:10AM »
hahaha

I like it :D
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Re: Wicked Jokes
« Reply #3 on: Feb 25, 2004, 12:14AM »
thats alot liek the one with the blonde brunette and redhead on a deserted island and they find a jenie.

brunette: i wish to go home
redhead: i also wish to go home.
blonde starst crying and jenie asks whats the matter,
blonde says: i want my friends back

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Re: Wicked Jokes
« Reply #4 on: Feb 25, 2004, 01:45PM »
bwhahahahaha

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Re: Wicked Jokes
« Reply #5 on: Feb 26, 2004, 02:47PM »
nah i thought i was a pisser ;D