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little johny strikes again
« on: Oct 31, 2004, 05:34AM »
Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby  was born
> > >without ears. When mother and new baby came  home from the hospital
> > >Johnny's
> > >family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their  house,
> > >Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and  explained that the baby had
> > >no
> > >ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything
> > >about
> > >the baby's missing  ears or even said the word ears he would get the
> > >smacking
> > >of his life when they came back  home. Little Johnny told his dad he
> > >understood  completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a
> > >beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
> > >Johnny
> > >said, "He has  beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute
> > >little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the mother
> > >replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he  will have 20/20
> > >vision."
> > >"That's great", said Little Johnny, "coz he'd be f****d if he needed
> > >glasses."

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Re: little johny strikes again
« Reply #1 on: Oct 31, 2004, 12:56PM »
hahaha thats awesome


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Re: little johny strikes again
« Reply #2 on: Oct 31, 2004, 02:32PM »
hahaha thats a good one  ;D
don't make me pull the plug on you
**what plug**
THIS ONE!!!
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ahh man i was making toast, its all ruined now!!!

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Re: little johny strikes again
« Reply #3 on: Oct 31, 2004, 02:44PM »
he could get the morpheus glasses that clip onto your nose