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Why men are happier
« on: Jan 27, 2007, 06:36PM »
Men Are Just Happier People ...

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Hell, you can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is not only appreciated by your friends, but practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. one mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks and guns and beer.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $10.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. one wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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Re: Why men are happier
« Reply #1 on: Jan 27, 2007, 06:44PM »
lol nice, i've received it as an email ages ago but i still find it funny.
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Re: Why men are happier
« Reply #2 on: Jan 28, 2007, 02:14PM »
I let my wife read that and she hit me.
Woman has no sense of humor or maybe it that time of the month.
If Guys had periods it would just give us another thing to brag about, you know the stuff "yeah mate Ive got cramps that would cripple a water buffalo"
"yeah mate know what you mean, know what you need, a beer that'll fix you right up" yes another thing beer can fix. ain't it great

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Re: Why men are happier
« Reply #3 on: Jan 28, 2007, 07:54PM »
So great and so true..
 

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Re: Why men are happier
« Reply #4 on: Jan 29, 2007, 12:15AM »
If Guys had periods it would just give us another thing to brag about, you know the stuff "yeah mate Ive got cramps that would cripple a water buffalo"
"yeah mate know what you mean, know what you need, a beer that'll fix you right up" yes another thing beer can fix. ain't it great

lol exactly!!
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Re: Why men are happier
« Reply #5 on: Jan 30, 2007, 11:36AM »
agreed... beer... thank god it was invented... helping ugly chicks get laid since 1899... and making us guys smarter of course... lol
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Re: Why men are happier
« Reply #6 on: Jan 30, 2007, 08:48PM »
Thats hellarious LMAO, and i have to admit u men are pretty lucky u can urinate any where u want, but if i had to urinate, i wouldnt care just find a nearest bush and il be right lol, but i disagree with a few things in that joke. I mean im not the average girl, but i can open my own jars, one back pack last me for a 3 week holiday, i know about cars,tanks guns. But i guess thats why im soo happy , cos i can do everything on my own without needing a man.

9 out 10 for the joke though

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Re: Why men are happier
« Reply #7 on: Jan 31, 2007, 08:55AM »
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One mood all the time

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You can play with toys all your life.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

No wonder men are happier.

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