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Chuck Norris
« on: May 9, 2008, 12:18PM »
Found some funnys about Chuck Norris (cos he's so awesome)

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

When Chuck Norris Doe Push Ups, He Doesn't Push Up, He Pushes The World Down

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lol Phantom and I at the wreckers
Me - 'Oi do you have a hammer'
Phantom - 'No, here have an auto-controller' lol

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #2 on: May 9, 2008, 06:58PM »
Alright I fail....maybe turn it into a FAIL picture thread?  ::)

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #3 on: May 9, 2008, 07:06PM »
search before you post newbie  :P
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #4 on: May 9, 2008, 07:32PM »
search before you post newbie  :P

lol denied



lol Cause you asked so nicely :P
lol Phantom and I at the wreckers
Me - 'Oi do you have a hammer'
Phantom - 'No, here have an auto-controller' lol